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I can't, I'm saving myself for marriage. How about anal?

Discussion in 'All-Star Threads' started by scotchcrotch, Jan 6, 2010.

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Does having anal sex really mean she's still a virgin?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  3. I'm just here to fuck Chater

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  1. Drake

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    So what if it is? Big girls can try buttsex too...

    This reminds me of a joke once told to me... "Why do women smile when they walk down the aisle at their wedding? They know they've given their last blowjob."
     
    #41 Drake, Jan 7, 2010
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    Between 18" and two feet. The ass and the puss are separated by less than 2".

    I think the difference lies in mentality. I finger banged my girlfriend until my fingers were pruny when I was 15. She blew me, I tried (unsuccessfully) to go down on her, but my dick was not in her ass or her vagina. I believe that I was a virgin until we actually had sex. Had we gone the anal route rather than the vaginal one, we'd still have lost our virginity.

    I do believe that there are women who blow men specifically to not have sex, and they want to keep it that way. I do believe this is different from a woman who is having buttsex to maintain virginity. Buttsex is too close to 'giner sex to make a giant discernable difference. You're still thrusting away, there is still the opportunity for mutual climax, there is still a definite insertion, etc.
     
    #42 VanillaGorilla, Jan 7, 2010
  3. gtmargie899

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    I'm just gonna put this out there but, it doesn't always break when you do sports and what-not. I did Judo, Aikido, I rode horses, played soccer, rode bikes, bunches of other sports and nothing.

    As far as the buttsex thing goes, once it goes in, you're not a virgin, of course that's just my opinion on the subject.

    If the question of virginity boils down to innocence, then yes I think to a certain extent blowjobs probably count. In most contexts where blowjobs happen, more usually follows (of course with the exception of like some public places where there isn't time or when you're under a regular time crunch) or at least I usually want more to happen. And if the question of virginity does boil down to innocence, then haven't you forfeited most of that innocence when all that happens?

    Anti-Focus- I genuinely do think that it's exit only. I'm aware that it's usually a love it or hate it kind of thing but, I hate it. Tons of lube was used but, it just hurt so much. In all honesty it feels like taking a never ending poo. The poo from hell if you will. My point of view on it: no thank you sir.
     
    #43 gtmargie899, Jan 7, 2010
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    I did break mine going over 6' jumps on a warmblood. I don't think that counts.
     
    #44 PIMPTRESS, Jan 7, 2010
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    Other holes? Such as...
     
    #45 PIMPTRESS, Jan 7, 2010
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    Jesus, don't you watch Family Guy? Ear fucking is the best.
     
    #46 Kratos, Jan 7, 2010
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    Haha, that is what I thought of!

    I enjoy anal occasionally. My nostrils and ears are off limits though, I'm still a virgin in some ways.
     
    #47 PIMPTRESS, Jan 7, 2010
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    Ok, start stretching out your urethra then.
     
    #48 Kratos, Jan 7, 2010
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    Fairy dust and rainbows, of course. Don't you even know any women? yeeeesh.
     
    #49 Misanthropic, Jan 7, 2010
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    Yeah, what other holes? I immediately flashed to Martin Lawrence talking about fucking someone in their tracheotomy.
     
    #50 Dcc001, Jan 7, 2010
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    So there would be no gag reflex, right?
     
    #51 PIMPTRESS, Jan 7, 2010
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    Jesus, between you and Kratos I'm going to throw up before noon today.
     
    #52 Dcc001, Jan 7, 2010
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    Has anyone been fucking a girl while she pukes? Ala Tomcats?
     
    #53 PIMPTRESS, Jan 7, 2010
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    quote="PIMPTRESS"]
    Has anyone been fucking a girl while she pukes? Ala Tomcats?[/quote

    Yep, just over a week ago. On NYE my wife was drunkenly riding me when she stopped, covered her mouth and tried to get off me. She didn't make it. I ended up with partially digested shrimp pasta on my chest. Not pleasant.
     
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    I'm . . . . .not really sure.

    I was sleeping (in the literal sense) with a girl, and she woke before me in the morning. Before I was even fully awake, she was maneuvering my johnson along/into some as yet unknown orifice/crevice in her body. I knew I wasn't in her pussy, and it didn't seem tight enough for her ass (and she was thin, so it wasn't tucked in a fold). I asked where exactly I was, and she just gave me a big smile and didn't answer. It felt so fucking good I just went with it.

    I think it actually was sliding along the hollow behind one of her knees, or maybe between her ass cheeks? I still don't know.
     
    #55 Misanthropic, Jan 7, 2010
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    Hmm, how was she positioned? How do you NOT know?! And I don't think that qualifies as a "hole".
     
    #56 PIMPTRESS, Jan 7, 2010
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    No offense, bud, but how big is your cock? Or how fat is the girl? Cause unless both are extreme, that wouldn't accomplish much...
     
    #57 Dcc001, Jan 7, 2010
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    Is that a fat chick thing?
     
    #58 PIMPTRESS, Jan 7, 2010
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    Me and the girlfriend try anal sometimes. I know for a fact she likes it, but it's painful initially, which successfully scares her away from it a lot.

    Fine by me, really. Anal requires a shower immediately afterwards (hooray urinary tract infections!), and I have the capacity to be powerfully lazy sometimes.
     
    #59 ghettoastronaut, Jan 7, 2010
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    She popped out her glass eye and stuck it in her socket. Skull fuckidy do da big deal.
     
    #60 Kubla Kahn, Jan 7, 2010
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