As I am sitting here, reading through the forums, I am stuffing my fucking face with Sun Chips. Up until a few weeks ago, I've never particularly liked them; your throat feels like you ate broken glass and gravel afterward. One fateful day, however, I decide to try them out again seeing as nobody likes to go food shopping and my choices were Sun Chips or my own feces. I grab the bag which, by the way, is now made of a material that is "100% compostable" and makes a crinkle 50x louder than a jet engine just by breathing next to it. Anyway, I ate them with no complaints and that was that. Two days later, I get an overwhelming urge to consume an entire bag of the chips with a texture similar to Ray Liotta's face. Now, whenever I'm sitting on the computer or watching TV, I always have a bag with me even if I'm not hungry. I've been going through at least three bags a week. While I read the forums and typed this up, I went through over half a bag's worth of sandpaper chips. I know they aren't that good for you, and they don't even taste as good as my favorite junk foods, yet I just can't fucking stop devouring these fucking chips. FOCUS: What are you inexplicably addicted to? Can't stop stuffing your fat face with Funions? Has your unconditional love for cocaine led to you selling your children on the black market? Can't resist cheap hookers even after getting herpes and The Clap? Alt. Focus: Discuss how fucking loud the new Sun Chip bags are. Fuck the environment, if I keep eating these chips I'm going to have to learn sign language before I turn 30.