Speaking of fighting, my cousins got into a fight at UFC in Dallas with two dudes dressed in black and projecting badass. They picked out my cousins as tool material for the the girls they were the talking to. Their friend knocked the one chode down the steps. My cousins are the dudes in glasses explaining to the police what happened while those fuckers just stand there bleeding. Moral? Never judge the ability of another man to stomp a mud hole in your ass on appearance alone. Here is the clip. The end shot of those guys is pretty cool.
This is where MMA and actual street fighting differ. The last thing you want to do is take an opponent to the ground with you in a street fight. Do you know if he has any buddies around? Do you know if he's armed? What's on the ground that could be used as a weapon? While you're pulling your fancy submission move, you're leaving yourself extremely vulnerable. Mobility is your best defense. Fuck that. Leave your honor at the door, get in get out. Taking someone to the ground is best left on the mat.
I like this approach to fighting personally, but then I always thought Rocky had the right idea. Fuck that douche throwing the chair though. I've seen what a flying chair can do first hand, and we've all seen the Geraldo video, it never hits the intended target, but always fucks an innocent bystander up. They should go sign up with the Warriors if they wanna run around hitting people with chains and chairs.
Didn't we have a girl on here who was a professional callgirl/escort? If we're all going in on this, we may as well get him the best.
I will be married 12 years tomorrow. I spent a large amount of money on something shiny today as a gift. Unfortunately, as she is still out of town, I will not be celebrating 12 years of marriage and the gift of a pretty green rock in the traditional fashion. Instead, I will soak myself in moderately cheap whiskey and talk to you degenerates. A poor trade.
I actually think that's the right decision, because you'll know the difference. There's also the matter of wanting more once you do get some, and you do want it more once you get it. We're greedy like that. Where do you go then? Keep paying for it? That's a path you clearly don't want to go down. So stick to your guns. It may be exponentially more difficult, but it'll be worth it when you find some one. Well that was incredibly serious. Who needs a drink?
I get you. I wouldn't pay for it, either. There are sites for disabled guys to meet with girls. I googled "disabled guys" and the first 4 or 5 links were about dating sites. I wasn't brave enough to go any further than that and I have no idea if they're real and, if they are real, there is a 100% chance the girls are total crazy boil-your-rabbit kind of freaks, but that's the same risk most single guys run. Have at it.
So one of my girl friends came over to help with my sister's graduation, and literally everybody keeps asking if we're dating. No, we are not dating, I don't care how cute she is. Yes, she's adorable, but the amount of crazy embedded in her makes that a definite no. Anyway, for the first time in forever I'm actually drunk posting on the drunk thread. It feels nice. [edit] I was told to liven up the thread. So what exactly is the protocol in hooking up with your sister's friends? She's a few years younger than me (but they're still legal). Is there even any? Or just go for it and deal with the consequences in the morning?
Think of her as veal, and you'd dispose of her body the same as any other. Threaten to kill your parents if your sister finds out to shut her up. *edit* Did I just cross a line with that? Fuck it, either way I like it over here.
The only protocol I followed was to be relatively discreet. The less your sister knows, the better, trust me. Although I'm sure my sister figured out why kept offering to drive her friends "home".
..or offering to help out at their yearbook committee meetings. However, you must have felt cool being the only guy who drove his own car to the semi-formal. Seriously, be prepared to have it bite you on the ass if she has a mean streak. How would you feel if one of your buddies fucked your sister? I have no siblings, but most dudes I know would slit them from neck to nuts.
I tried hookers for a few weeks a coupla' years ago in Costa Rica and with the exception of one they were all great. I always negotiated a deal that elapsed when the sun came up. After that, we went to breakfast and made jokes about the things we did or talked about life. Yup, it was fun. Hookers are people too.
Hmm... how about a guy who isn't into you? Two points: 1. Never buy Finlandia vodka. Ever. Ever, ever, ever. 2. For those who are subject matter experts, does it matter whether you use high alkaline or low alkaline batteries in sex toys?
This reminds reminds me of when I met one of my best buddies. We were introduced by a mutual friend and the first thing out of his mouth was, "Do you have a sister?" I wanted to kill him. The other buddy just kept saying, "Don't do it. That's all I can say is.....don't do it." I'm glad I stewed. He was marine recon just out active service then and although he has demilitarized much since then, I've never met a badder mofo.