I just found a CD that we recorded back in the 80's...there's actually a couple good songs on there...for 80's music. If anyone has a site with bandwidth I'll send you the songs to host. The producer sucked, but he made me and my guitar sound incredible. I really wish I remember recording this stuff, but the whole decade is kind of a haze to me.
The only physical fight I've ever been in was with a 90 lb. Rottweiler. I've never had a confirmed broken bone. I've broken (bruised?) my coccyx twice. My arms and legs are the same length (which is short) I am the only one in my family, on both sides, that has a tattoo. I think scars are super sexy. I was a national level competitive dancer for ten years. When I lost my virginity, he wanted to "hit it doggy style" and had very bad aim. That's right... I got it in the butt first.
Yea I'm sure he told you he "had bad aim". Focus: I had my first beer the summer before college, I didn't get drunk till college itself I went out so often and skipped class so much I got a 1.something my first semester in college I am addicted to tic tacs. I go through 3 packs a week. I've never really gotten the appeal of anal. I like to mix serious stuff (i.e. reading heavy non-fiction stuff) with low brow comedy. I.e I'll read a heavy history/politics book while watching family guy or big bang theory.
I don't post too much, but it's always fun to see the amount of random skills/experience there is on this board. I'll throw in my $.02: -I grew up in the whitest state in the country (Maine, 98% white). I believe that because of this, I'm disproportionately attracted to non-white girls. -Right now I'm studying Arabic. In a year I hope to be semi-fluent. -My medium-term goal after graduating from college is to own a bar and/or brewery.
My first car is twelve years older then I am. I still have it. I attended a French immersion school from K-8 but haven't said a word of it in over a decade. My dad is the reason why Hemophiliacs with HIV can be treated for Hepatitis C in Ontario. My parents moved into their house in 1976, until University I never understood why moving was a big deal. When I graduate I plan on buying that house from them. My goal, hobby wise, is to have a 200MPH club hat. The coolest thing I have ever built is a tree house with my nephews. The second coolest thing is a kegerator.
Before I became a die-hard boxing fan, I used to be obsessed with professional wrestling [predominantly the WWF]. I grew up on it, as it was the only thing my mom [RIP] would let me stay up and watch at a young age. She died when I was four, but most of my memories of her involve this. Her favorite wrestler was Shawn Michaels and mine was Marty Jannetty, together they formed The Rockers, the coolest fucking tag team ever formed. She also used to teach me all the different poses that the wrestlers would do and make me showoff to her friends and our family all the things I learned. I knew all the Hulk Hogan flexes, the Ultimate Warrior, even "Ravishing" Rick Rude's pose that wasn't that tame for a four year old to be doing [he would put his hands behind his head and shake his groin at the women in the crowd]. Thank God nobody has brought that videotape to light yet. If you look at my avatar, it features over a dozen of the WWF's most [and least] memorable guys of the era I grew up on. I'd be impressed if anyone could name more than 10 of those guys. Then I turned 15, the WWF was the WWE, and the storylines grew lamer and lamer. I liked it up until the WCW folded and Vince McMahon no longer had any competition so it went to shit. This was around the time I got into boxing and then I realized what a waste of time all of this was.
I hadn't put an ounce of effort into for 7 years of school work before I finally decided to leave school and go into the work force. Doing something so radically different than what I was used to terrified me to no end. I tell almost everyone that I had gotten a position at a Company before I decided to leave. But the truth is that I had left before I ever got a job.
I'm not really a drunk hillbilly with a firearm fetish. I'm a nun. No seriously. I took my vow of chastity at 14 and ever since I've lived at Our Lady of the Clenched Thighs church place in Kansastuckey or some damn place, they don't let me get a lot of information about the outside world.. I do however like to have fun and get into the sacramental wine. Just last week I snuck into sister Rose's room and moved her bookmark from St. James to Romans. She was befuddled by how this happened and walked around confused for several hours. It was a real hoot.
I fence. And am arguably the best guy in my club, at least I generally win when we have a tournament. I have always have had an attraction to swords and own about a dozen, with European basket hilt broadswords being a favourite. It's where the whole LTMS comes from, It’s something I said a few times and it stuck. I also sail, brew beer, renovate houses and like Alfa Romeo’s. I realise this doesn’t make up for the fencing.
I am one of eight adopted children I found my biological mother at age 30 by accident on a website my brother was looking at trying to locate his mother I can tie 11 different fishing knots very efficiently.
I've been electrocuted by high voltage(480V Single Phase) twice and walked away with only scraps and bruises. My dad, many years earlier, had the same thing happen. I found a dead body on the roof of a Target store. I joined the Army at 17. I love to write, but admit to myself I'm poor at it. I drank heavy and smoked for over 2 years before one day quitting cold turkey. And by heavy, I mean every day, starting on the way home from work heavy.
I once made a feature-length video using 1980s GI Joes. It's the current catalyst for a pilot I'm working on in the hopes of pitching it to Adult Swim. My library is closing in on 1000 titles. I only date women who weren't born in the US. I have standing invitations to Italy, Sweden, Iran, Brazil and Serbia.
I raced karts (go-karts to you mortals) competitively for 10 years starting at the age of 12. I won 6 regional championships and placed on national championship podiums. I skipped my high school graduation so I could take part in the support kart race at Portland International Raceway for the 2001 C.A.R.T. race, aka. Champ Cars, which has since folded and taken over by the IRL. I held the official track record at Willow Springs Kart Track for a few years and once took Scott Speed's younger brother out of a race. I played the trumpet in elementary school and the saxophone in middle school. My uncle, who I'm named after, is the most successful drummer in Hungarian history. He is to Hungary what Tommy Lee is to the U.S., music wise at least. I've never broken a bone. I speak, read and write Hungarian fluently. I was born in an refugee camp in Austria for refugees of the Communist regime in Eastern Europe. I am an avid Clippers fan. I acted as a child. The commercial I am most known for ran for several years was an ad for Sara Lee pound cake, watch it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVdTj-lsUao
My current GF thinks I've only been married ONCE. The very first was annulled. I chose the Air Force over a full ride for some damn art institute in San Fran. Dumbass. The current GF wants to get married. I'm fucked. I trained to be a Tattoo artist before becoming a cop. I have 3/4 sleeve. It really freaks people out when I approach the car.
I am going to be a full-fledged doctor around the same time I turn 24. Here in __________ doctor school lasts for 6 years with an 18 month residency at a randomly assigned hospital. I skipped a grade in grade school. My hobby is playing the guitar and recording and producing my own songs. My dream is to become a specialist in Infectious Medicine and strengthen the presence of evolutionary biology in the field. My friend and I are currently writing a paper on community acquired pneumonia which we hope to get published in The Journal of the __________ Medical Association. My scrotum is so large it almost reaches levels of biological curiosity. Many drunken reveries have been spent showing it off. I am an atheist but first went to a catholic school for 7 years and then a christian school for 6.
It seems a lot of people on here have never broken a bone which I can assure you is an agony that you don't want to have to endure. I have broken my right wrist no less than 7 times and could quite possibly be more than that. Im 23 now and thankfully haven't broken it in a very long time but there was a point where I broke my wrist almost annually. I have literally broken it so many times that I have lost track how many times its been broken and if you look at my right wrist compared to my left you can see that breaking it so many times has done some serious permanent damage. I can make a large pepperoni pizza in under a minute my best time is probably around 53 seconds and I could certainly go faster if I tried. I have also made well over 100 pizzas in a hour averaging about 3.5 minutes per pizza (thats pretty fucking fast). I have a photographic memory
I formerly ran THE premiere comedy club in Canada, which included a development program for comics. If I take into account the time slinging booze, I worked in that room for 20 years. I CAN NOT tell a joke. Not even a little bit. It's humiliating.
Most female comedians suck. The other day the Montreal Gazette did an entire column (cover, page sized) in the Arts & Life section on this local female comedian. I saw her perform that night and she was atrocious. Not a single funny bone in her short, frail body. She was a ginger too, so I was doubly disappointed. A friend of mine made a rape joke and it went over well - along the lines of "I hope you get raped by Lord Voldermort and you have to raise his illegitimate, evil child without any child support" (it was funny in the bit) - but his girlfriend and mother totally sucked the wind out of his sails before he went on because he did a rehearsal with them, he lost all his confidence.
Have I missed the I.Q. pissing contest? I sure hope not! Mine's over 9000. I have a propensity to get drunk and start rambling about topics about which I have extensive knowledge. These topics include, but are not limited to: Ecology Physiology Limnology Hydrology Oceanography Organic Chemistry Detailed WWII history The physiology of fish I SCUBA dive. One day I was doodling and randomly drew this simple optical illusion. I started toying around with it and spent an hour breaking it down trying to figure out the best, most accurate way to sketch it without losing proportions due to bias. I take breaks from studying by watching highly detailed World War 2 documentaries. I have an insatiable lust for knowledge. When I hear about a subject I have no knowledge in I become instantly fascinated and start reading up on it as much as I can.