I just turned 27, and I'm about equal to that number in terms of partners. There's a chance I've broken 30, but I can't be bothered to count. All but...I'll say five were either random hook-ups or strict booty calls. Not sure what that makes me in terms of stud/sluttiness, but again, I can't be bothered to care. In terms of girls wondering if they're sluts or not, I'm of the opinion that a girls' number doesn't really matter, it's more how they rack it up. To explain: I've had one night hook ups where the girl was cool and out to have a good time, and on that night happened to be in the mood to have sex (with me, it turns out). Others (fewer, thankfully) were with, well...broken girls, who, while they were also out to have a good time, were going to have sex with someone -- ANYONE -- that night, for what I can only assume was some sort of validation from the opposite sex. While the broken girls have generally been hotter, the sex was WAY better with the well-adjusted/in tact girls. They were into it, did things they liked, and the sex almost had a kind of humour to it (like, "oh man this is a wildly fun night"). The broken girls acted like...porn stars, and I mean that in a totally bad way. It was like they acted how they think a guy would want, ooh-ing and ahh-ing before we even got down to business, or even got fully naked. I say without shame that more than one of these dead fish/loud moaners killed my boner due to sheer awkwardness. And I say with pride that I've stayed away from them for a good year or more. Basically, if you're a girl and you really like the dick, hump away (safely). I won't judge. If you're a girl and you're using dick to fill the void in your soul...yeah, you might be a slut. Really though, the main reason I like this thread is because of the amount of girls saying this: I don't know why, but even if I'm not involved, just knowing there are (I assume hot) women going down on each other somewhere in the world, makes me so happy to be alive.
*sigh* I didn't really want to talk about this, and I'll probably regret posting it later, but the truth is, the last time I was inside a vagina was when I slid out of my mom's 23 years ago. It is embarrassing, but there are a few (not very good) reasons for this. A. I went to a Catholic school (that says a lot already) with the same hundred or so people from kindergarten through 9th grade. And when I finally got out and went to a public school for 3 years, I ended up just hanging out with my old friends instead of making new ones. Thus I missed out on the major high school poon opportunity. B. I then briefly went to one of the most depressing community colleges on the planet. Therefore missing out on the "real" college experience of getting drunk and hooking up with chicks at parties etc. C. I worked at a job for 5 years that hired girls that were either under-aged, borderline retarded, or both. D. I don't have any friends that like to go out to bars around town because... E. The bars in this town are terrible. F. But most importantly, because I don't have the experience, I have no confidence. I can get through the initial flirtatious garnering interest stage pretty easily, but after that, I start making up stupid excuses and talking myself out of it/wondering why that chick would be into me in the first place and so on. Looking back, I probably talked myself out of 4 or 5 chicks that would have gladly put my dong in them. I lived with some friends for a year in a "college town", but the catch is that it's a dry town, and the only places to hang out at are a Mexican restaurant and a KFC or some shit. So to even call it a college town is laughable. Also, I've been unemployed for the past year and had to move back in with my parents, so there's that too. Most people assume I've been with a few girls before though because I'm pretty normal and don't act fucking creepy or desperate or anything. The worst though, is whenever chicks find out that I haven't been with anyone they do the whole pity thing. And there is nothing more frustrating than a girl who goes from maybe being interested to "awww, that's ok, we'll try to find a girl for you, ok?" No. No it's not ok. I don't want your pity, I want my peen in your vageen. [Do I get a prize for being the lamest TiB member in history? Or does "Ballsack shoving plants up his shitpussy" negate all of his "accomplishments"?]
Dude, take an ad out on Craigs List looking for someone to deflower you. You are a rare commodity and there are millions of girls who want to teach boys what they know.
And most have more issues than a box has tissues. Don't give them your real name or number when you're finished.
Hey, am I the only one who thinks it's weird that Scootah hasn't posted in this thread? At least I don't remember seeing him. Delete this if I'm wrong.
If all the bars here suck, how do you imagine the strip clubs are? I heard of a guy who got an STD by just looking at one.