Yes, some of you saw "The Legend of Bagger Vance". Some of you may even remember this scene: My mastiff-lab mix Tonka (see my avatar) was hit by some fucking cocksucker and left in the road. I've had an awful lot of rum tonight. Enough that I should probably be passed out on the floor. And it hasn't stopped me from basically being in tears for the past 5 hours. So, my question to you is: FOCUS: How drunk is "drunk enough"?