I don't think enough people on this board care about Katie Holmes-Cruise in order for that thread to be successful. But whatever, I'm down.
If we are going for ideal, I do love the build of the swimmer (an obsession from the olympics in the years past) The Australian accent didn't hurt either, nor did the messed up, fresh out of the pool hair. But my latest obsession is And I can't separate the character from the man, so Dcc may have been on to something with the unaccessible comment. Oh, and I never would have said I had a thing for the blondies, but it sure looks that way. I have always tended to date tallish men, which is odd since I am only a statuesqe 5'5" myself, but I lean toward guys over 6" as a general rule if you look at my dating history.
Oh please, don't act like you've never looked at a guy and said, "If that man propositioned me, I might say yes." Or maybe everyone's gay. Who the fuck knows here.
Don't front like you haven't watched Zardoz dozens of times. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070948/ Connery did slingshot thongs before Borat was even attending his first "Running of the Jew." He's even wearing fuck-me boots. Fun fact: Zardoz brought to you by the guy that made "Deliverance."
Holy cow, check out the memorable quotes section for Zardoz. Apparently Sean Connery is the only character that can have an erection, which is a bad thing because according to Zardoz:
Gimme a break. If taking two in the ass at the same time makes me "gay", then I guess I'm a homosexual. Get off your high horse.
Here is my general feeling about the same sex - Humans are hard wired to appreciate beauty in all forms. We like symmetry. We like things that are pleasing to the eye. I suspect a man who can't say "That is a good looking man" more than those comfortable enough to utter such a phrase. The protesting makes you suspect. Or maybe I'm just trying to hide the fact that some tight abs, a nice face and a hard ass might make my winkie move a little bit. Who fucking knows.
You should also tell the horse to get off of you. I dunno about you but I'm not at all sexually attracted to any man, not even Mr. Brad Pitt. I can just acknowledge that he is really good looking. So no, no dick movement here, just full-on appreciation for his herculean perfection.
For the men insecure about not having a shaved chest: I'd nail that all over the place. Even now (which I suppose is a win for the chubby guys). But never never ever let me see your chest hair until your shirt comes off. That's why V-necks are an absolute turn-off. V-necks make the game 'Gay or European' very easy, because the answer is always that you're gay if you're wearing one, and extra gay if I can see your chest hair through the top.
Zardoz is the shit. "No, I don't want to join you on Second Level I DON'T WANT TO JOIN YOU ON SECOND LEVEL"
I need some alone time now... and I am going to agree with whathasbeenseen, acknowledging that someone of the same sex is attractive doesn't mean you want to fuck them. You may even have a physical response to them and that doesn't classify you as gay. Unless you (a dude) dream about Brad Pitt drilling you in the ass with banana cream pie filling as lube while you deepthroat Sean Connery. You might be a closet homo in that case. Or really fucking weird, one of the two.
I would like to make all of the ladies on this board aware of the following fact: Rugby players are fucking hot. Exhibit A (NSFW): Spoiler Exhibit B minus the dude making the kissy face (NSFW): Spoiler Exhibit C, another hot picture of Daniel Conn: EDIT: What, men are allowed to say "Get back in the kitchen or else I'll give you some Irish sunglasses" and I'm not?! SEXISM!
You know, if you apply my All Women On This Messageboard Are Actually Dudes In Disguise Theory to this thread, things get very weird, very fast.