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Hot or not - male version

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by mya, May 31, 2012.

  1. JWags

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    As much as I think Adam Levine can be douchey, and as much as I don't really enjoy Maroon 5's music, I'm pleased that a dude almost exactly the same size as me (height, weight, build) can be thought of as some sex icon cause I've come to grips with the fact that I'll never be built like Tyler Durden. So thanks Adam Levine for the ammunition.
     
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    The last guy. I like dudes who have hidden muscles. Anyone built like a square pillow filled with bricks is my kryptonite.

    Beards and copious amounts of chest hair also will not hurt a man's chances with me.

    And the crossfit guy is Joe Manganiello, who may or may not do crossfit for roles, but is definitely famous for nothing more than his hot body.
     
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    I unfairly judged the Asian man. There are some hot Asian guys (like my attractive Vietnamese TA from university).. but they are the exception more often than the rule.

    However, in the interests of being concise, I will narrow down my preferences in men to a single song.
     
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    WHY NO LOVE FOR MEN SHAPED LIKE BASKETBALLS!?
     
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    Jeez, I feel the women thread was way more lenient. I guess I'd be 90% soft/bulky 10% cross fit. Jwags, Parker, rachiii, now is a good time to boost my ego...I'm more Adam Levine, right? ...right!? Why do beer and tacos taste so damn good!
     
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    There, it's settled. Androgyny for everyone.
     
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    As much as I hate to say it, I think you're correct. For the most part, guys (especially the young stupid ones) think they will get women simply by being "more alpha" than the other guys and that being "more alpha" simply means having big pecs and arms. These guys spend hours comparing men's physiques and oogling at guys in muscle mags. They are about as latent as latent homosexual gets.

    That's the reason I don't go to a public gym anymore. I was sick of always having guys eyeing me up. I train for sport and to improve performance and because I get a really great buzz from a hard training session. I never really got into the whole jersey shore gay muscle act.
     
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    If your face isn't up to standards, forget about what's below it. At least that's my experience.
     
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    Actually, the majority of the time from what I've seen guys start working out for women. They try their damndest to get their chest and biceps up because "curls for the girls brah". But then again it's these same guys who, trying to be the BIG DAWG at the gym, will throw on the wifebeater and lay claim to their territory by having the best bench press.
    I mainly train because I love training and really for athletic performance. I usually have ratty T-Shirts that I throw on to train in and it's hilarious when the dude bros at the gym eye me up because I'm squatting or deadlifting. I'm actually pretty strong but my friends crack that I keep it undercover since you can't tell at a glance with a regular shirt on, plus I stopped training for hypertrophy a long time ago.

    Edit: Never mind, lhprop said it better than I did. I'm also expanding my "if I were gay" vote to him because he's super manly.
     
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    Fit but not bulky. Adam Levine is pretty close to physical perfection. I'm a fan of swimmer and soccer player body types. Lean muscle that doesn't look gym-ratty.
     
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    My best friend pretty much looks like this guy.

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    We had a talk about it once and his girlfriend said that she goes nuts for that kind of man. I've heard a lot of girls mention that. He's clearly large and muscular but he has a lot of fat on him as well.

    Personally my body is pretty much the same as Levines. 6'2 180lbs. I can't say I've heard girls say they like this type a lot, I always figured that most women viewed it as: "There's nothing wrong with it but nothing great about it either." Which seems fair enough, I still got my massive 6 inch dick.


    EDIT: If I was one a them gay fellers I'd go with Tom Hardy in Warriors body.

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    Which one is the last guy? There are two different dudes in that picture. The one on the left seems to fit your description, but the one on the right has a pretty healthy gut. His muscles are hidden really well.
     
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    We need to direct all the "Curls for the Girls Brah" guys in here then so they can see what women really like.

    Regarding Katokoch's comment about what is above the neck, yes, I do think that women place quite of emphasis on the face. Somebody repped me about how that first dude's unfortunate face wouldn't matter because of his horrible body in response to a comment that I made that I wish I had found a better face for the skinny fat guy. To be honest, that is a pretty common body type, and if he was Adam Levine from the neck up, wearing jeans and a shirt, I bet he would still be able to turn a girl's head.
     
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    Between this and the 7 minutes thread, we're more than halfway to a male swimsuit thread.

    Diablo, I'm looking at you buddy.
     
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    Prepare your vagina for a finger whuppin', lil missy. <a class="postlink" href="http://70sbig.com/hall-of-fame/doug-young/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://70sbig.com/hall-of-fame/doug-young/</a>

    You're welcome.
     
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    Zangief?

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    If I can use sweeping generalizations here, what I've been noticing from all of the conversations about body type preferences on here is that the female members tend to be more accepting of the idea that there's more than one type of attractive. Even though that tends to get interpreted by many male members as "The only type of attractiveness is when they aren't the standard type of attractive," it always reads to me as "Yeah, I like a guy/girl that's fit but there are also all these other types of bodies that are attractive too."

    That being said, almost everyone who's posted here has had a specific body type that they favor, though. We all have our favorite body type, but I don't think it equals more forgiving just because we aren't all choosing the crossfit guy. There are plenty of body types that wouldn't be for me, personally, and that seems to be the case with the other ladies as well.

    I have been trying SO. HARD. Ok, I guess I haven't been trying too hard, but I have been thinking hard about it.
     
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    The crossfit guy is on True Blood. I felt the need to tell you all that because you were asking if he is an actor. He's on True Blood.

    Focus: I like guys with a little bit of meat on them. My main FWB in college was really skinny in high school, and then put on some weight after graduating. He was really upset about it, but I thought it was sexy. I tend to go after guys with a little bit of muscle tone and some bulk. In Fantasyland, I like Johnny Depp and Paul Newman. If you have the body of either of these men, I am all over it.
     
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    Finally, a little respect. Check your pm's for swimsuit pics.
     
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    To be honest, when I first met you, I thought you were the dude from Thor with a much creepier moustache.