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Honest New Slogans

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Crown Royal, Jun 1, 2011.

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  1. Nettdata

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  2. eric

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    The Cemetery

    "Everyone's dying to get in here."
     
    #22 eric, Jun 4, 2011
  3. toddus

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    McDonald's- you are either drunk, poor or obese so let's skip the foreplay.
     
    #23 toddus, Jun 4, 2011
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    Harley-Davidson- Free bottle of Loctite with every accessory!
     
    #24 zzr, Jun 4, 2011
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    Hollister: So you and your friends can all have the same shirt, and the same girls.

    Wal-Mart: Save more. Live better. (Unless you work for us, you poor sonofabitch)
     
    #25 StayFrosty, Jun 5, 2011
  6. lust4life

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    WalMart: "Sure you hate us, but you know you're not going to find it cheaper anyplace else, so shut up and start shopping."

    New Jersey: "Does your state have two reality series?"

    FOXNews Network: "Doing our part to piss off the heathen left."

    The Catholic Church: "We've absolved ourselves, why can't you?"

    Alcohol: "Drink responsibly. Bwaaaaaahhaaaaa!"
     
    #26 lust4life, Jun 5, 2011
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    more like

    Harley-Davidson - We say we are American built, but look closely, more like assembled in America with Japanese parts.
     
    #27 wexton, Jun 5, 2011
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    United Airlines

    Your flight might just show up.TM

    And if it does, it just might have enough seats to accommodate half of its passengers. Yes, we overbooked. Again.TM
     
    #28 captainjackass, Jun 7, 2011
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    Skinny Jeans : Wear them with (gay) pride.
     
    #29 Stealth, Jun 7, 2011
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