I think probably my my favourite thing my friends and I do to kill time (aside from brutally humilating each other in front of large groups of people) is thinking up honest new catch phrases for old, dishonest shit. That may include: The Diamond Engagement Ring How else can three month's salary give her the opportunity to give her closest friends the biggest "Go fuck yourselves" of all? Ford In some way, we've probably killed at least one of your family members. American Airlines We land our jets on the runway! Usually. Porsche Increase your fuckability twentyfold! Hertz We're the assholes that did this: Spoiler And there's LOTS more where that came from. Google it! FOCUS: Have at it.