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Holy snapping duckshit batman, you tattooed what on your whe

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Bundy Bear, Feb 13, 2013.

  1. Bundy Bear

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    No idea if this has been done before but there are some absolutely horrific tattoos that people get done and I'm pretty certain there a few Idiots kicking around with some they wish they had never had done.

    Focus: What is the most idiotic or disgusting tattoo you've seen before.

    Alt Focus: A tattoo you got when young and dumb and wish to high heaven you'd never even thought of. Pictures for bonus points.
     
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    We've probably done this before, but w/e
     
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    This is one bad ass vegan.
     

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    I wonder if this guy is regretting this yet...

     
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    I have a blue freckle on my arm. I call it a full sleeve.
     

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    I've always liked this one.
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    I regret none of my tattoos. But then again, mine are small and rather inconspicuous.
     
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    One of our professional football (NRL for the locals) players here in Sydney got an ugly tattoo of Ray Lewis on his thigh

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    That'd go real well when a girl's taken your pants off. Not that you have to worry about that when you're a football star I suppose.
     
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    It made its rounds on the internet, but this chick who got her boyfriend's (who she had only known for a week) name tattooed across her face:

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    Thats one way to ruin your life.
     
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    Re: Re: Holy snapping duckshit batman, you tattooed what on your

    That is the dumbest thing I have heard of today, what tattoo artist would agree to do that?
     
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    Re: Re: Holy snapping duckshit batman, you tattooed what on your

    Literally the same guy who tattooed the stars on this dumb girl's face.

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    A proud father got this to celebrate the birth of his child

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    But you have showered before, right? You know you can wash your feet, even get a brush and scrub them?

    The most ridiculous tattoo I ever saw was the guy jogging with matching naked woman silhouettes on his calves, like truck drivers have on their mud flaps.
     
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    I got a flash butterfly over 10 years ago that I just don't care about. It's randomly placed on my leg and really looks kind of stupid halfway down my calf. I'd rather get it removed than covered up.

    My only other regret is that I let the artist talk me into coloring my cherry blossoms a dark purple into a red instead of red into pink like I wanted. Most of mine are so well thought out and mulled upon for years that I don't worry too much about them.
    I won't be adding anything to my face, hands, or neck though. Gross.
     
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    Re: Re: Holy snapping duckshit batman, you tattooed what on your

    The tattoo artist that is her boyfriend did it. He tattooed his own name on her face.
     
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    Re: Re: Holy snapping duckshit batman, you tattooed what on your

    Now, THAT is how you give a girl a facial.
     
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    Hoo boy. After going through the Texas Department of Corrections, I've seen some doozies. Everything from poor workmanship to stupid designs and everything inbetween.
    Highlights include:

    -Permanent hickeys (lipstick prints tattooed on the neck)
    -Faded-out tattoos done with pen ink
    -Very high quality portraits of people, but with bad perspective/misaligned features/etc., thereby making them look grotesque
    -Corny flash art that probably seemed like a good idea at the time
    -Lots of religious kitsch (doesn't the bible say it's a sin to desecrate your body?)
    -MISSPELLING OUT THE WAZOO. The worst I saw were back/shoulder pieces on two different guys at two different facilities: One said "HENANDEZ" in old-English font across his shoulders (the guy's name was "HeRnandez"), and the other said "VALDIVA" (his name was "ValdivIa", also in old-English font.
    -Male tramp stamps. And no, those guys were not gay.

    Unfortunately, I couldn't take pictures of any of those ink abominations.

    I've even seen the jail-house tattoo process, from the making of the ink to the finished product:

    They made the ink by burning some oil-based hair gel until it was nothing but soot. To hide the smoke, the "artist" hid the smoldering oil in the toilet paper hole of the toilet/sink unit. The whole time there were guys fanning fresh air with blankets next to the smoke detector to keep it from going off.
    When it stopped burning, he mixed the soot with shampoo to make the ink.
    Next, he drew the desired design on a piece of paper with a pen, then rubbed clear deoderant over it; from there, he applied it to the recipient's body, and that transferred the design.
    Next, he used a USED hypodermic needle to start applying the ink.
    There was lots of blood, and the finished product looked like shit.
    The worst part: THREE different guys used the same needle that night. When one guy (who had never had a tattoo in his life) asked about the risk of HIV/AIDS, the artist said (I shit you not) that it could be taken care of with antibiotics.
     
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    When I was in County sitting for a few days the tattoo thing came up, burning hair gell is new to me, guys in County were burning cotton down to soot and then mixing it with urine.

    Why anyone would get ink done in jail is beyond me, unless you're serving serious time, why take the risk?
     
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    Re: Re: Holy snapping duckshit batman, you tattooed what on your

    Isn't it widely accepted that many people in the corrections system have poor decision-making ability? Isn't that why they're in jail to begin with?
     
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    How has Butthole Tattoo Psycho Girl not been mentioned? Good taste, I know. It was a rhetorical question.

    NWS (sort of) <a class="postlink" href="http://gawker.com/5935638/butthole-tattoo-girl-sits-her-tattooed-butthole-down-for-first-interview" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://gawker.com/5935638/butthole-tatt ... -interview</a> NWS link.

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    And of course, how can we forget Mr. Cool Ice? The perfect embodiment of Tourette's.

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    This one, actually, is pretty awesome.

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  20. Rush-O-Matic

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    Well, the focus included the phrase most idiotic tattoo . . . and, really, butthole girl doesn't come anywhere close to RUSLAN face girl. I mean, if you ever regret a butthole tattoo - how many people are going to see that? You could limit the exposure on that one. But, when you get RUSLAN on your face in large Gothic print, or really anything past your sleeve or neck line - that's a game changer.