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Holy Crap! Best. Idea. EVAR. WDT 9/16/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 16, 2011.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    You think that's bad? I lived off 4 am Lucky Dogs in New Orleans. The vendors are all meth heads working for a fix. I would have looked for a diner or something, but these guys were available and so close to the hotel. When a blackened thumb was assembling a hot dog, I started thinking this might be a bad idea. Yeah I ate it anyway. I'm gross.

    Is this not a face you could trust?
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    #21 CharlesJohnson, Sep 16, 2011
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    Taco in a Bag has nothing to do with Taco Bell.
     
    #22 katokoch, Sep 16, 2011
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    Not one person in the history of the world has ever eaten a Lucky Dog while sober.
     
    #23 Noland, Sep 16, 2011
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    I think that depends on what kind of lucky dog you're referring to.
     
    #24 hooker, Sep 16, 2011
  5. CharlesJohnson

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    The kind dripping with meth head sputum. You just cover it up with more mustard.

    On that note, here's Scarlett Johanson side boob:

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    #25 CharlesJohnson, Sep 16, 2011
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    Notre Dame has officially shit their entire season away, but still tomorrow A-Tailgating I will go!
     
    #26 McSmallstuff, Sep 16, 2011
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    If you invite your cousin and their toddlers over for dinner is it bad form to already be drunk when they get there? I mean it is Friday so I would assume the host being drunk was implied in the invite.

    Must be a generational thing, I and most of my friends would choose the Bell over any other fast food place.
     
    #27 Frank, Sep 16, 2011
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    Hooker's penis euphemism #1. Someone should keep track of how many she makes in this thread.
     
    #28 Noland, Sep 16, 2011
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    I live for dick jokes.
     
    #29 hooker, Sep 16, 2011
  10. Blue Dog

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    I'm in the process of trying to find a certain kind of image on the internet for one of my fantasy football leagues. These are all of my fishing buddies, so I was trying to find a picture of a wiener that was shaped like a fishing hook. Don't ask why, just go with it.

    So, without thinking about it, I google-imaged "penis hook".

    Yeah, don't ever do that.
     
    #30 Blue Dog, Sep 16, 2011
  11. CharlesJohnson

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    Seventh result. Wtf?

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    #31 CharlesJohnson, Sep 16, 2011
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    Found Scootah's homepage, did ya?
     
    #32 Angel_1756, Sep 16, 2011
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    I saw a porn once where the guy had a hook penis, only just the tip was bent up. I swear to god it looked like the guy was fucking a girl with a huge, flesh colored crochet needle.
     
    #33 kuhjäger, Sep 16, 2011
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    Anybody else feeling like a gynecologist right now?

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    #34 Nom Chompsky, Sep 16, 2011
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    Wait. "Board member" from The Idiot Board? Or, like a "board member" from Proctor and Gamble's Board of Directors? Because if it's the latter, I may need to revise my last proxy submission as a stock holder.
     
    #35 Rush-O-Matic, Sep 16, 2011
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    My dad was a Board Certified OB/GYN. I do a little freelancing on the side.
     
    #36 Rush-O-Matic, Sep 16, 2011
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    Hey want to be happier in two minutes and 50 seconds? Then watch this video.



    See, you're just a little bit happier now aren't you?
     
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    Chuck a ball of yarn in her pussy, let him go at her for awhile, pull out a sweater?
     
    #38 Angel_1756, Sep 16, 2011
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    Bonus points for an argyle pattern.
     
    #39 katokoch, Sep 16, 2011
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    Idiot Board member!

    Pffft. The last time I mixed a Board of Directors with alcohol, it was was bad news.
     
    #40 hooker, Sep 16, 2011
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