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Holiday Traditions

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Dec 5, 2018.

  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    Jurassic World was actually pretty good. Or maybe I just had my expectations so low after all the Star Wars prequel sequel midquel crap. I would definitely watch World again if it was on tv, and I don’t think it did anything to ruin the legacy of a great franchise.
     
  2. Juice

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    Fallen Kingdom sure as hell did.
     
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    Wait... did they do another after Jurassic world??

    No!!!!
     
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    I think Jurassic World was pretty much unwatchable, but I did stick around to watch a chick in high heels outrun a T-Rex.

    Fallen Kingdom is one of those rare occasions where I just said “nope” and walked long before I was over. It deserves a negative review, and by that I mean less than zero out of ten.

    .....As in worse than “Showgirls”. It is to Jurassic Park what “Hot Shots!” is to flyboy movies.
     
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    No one ever watched Showgirls for the plot line. It was all about "That girl from Saved by the Bell"'s tits. They were glorious. They're probably not so much any more. Does anyone know what trailer park she lives in now? Asking for a friend.
     
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    To me, one of the biggest falls from grace was Brigitte Nielsen.

    She went from this:

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    to this

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    Oh dear, that's unfortunate. Can she at least bake tasty cookies?
     
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    For me, she pales in comparison to Gina Gershon.

    The two white Saved By the Bell chicks aged wonderfully. Lisa bleached her skin and now she looks like a raccoon that got within range of a thermo-nuke’s Blast.

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    They both have the crazy eyes.
     
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    It beats having pulverized eyes.

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    What the... did she have the top 1/3 of her face transplanted from an Asian?
     
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    Tragic is it not? She was so damn pretty.

    Lil’ Kim did the exact same thing. She looks like Latoya Jackson fucked this dude:
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    So typecast 80s/90s action movie Asian henchman?
     
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    Odd thing, that dog did get shot and killed. Not by the NL editors, but by someone else.

    After I posted I got to thinking how funny the NL's Letters to the Editors were and I went looking to see if they were somewhere on the internet. They weren't, but the story about that dog actually getting shot and killed were.
     
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    How dare you. Never make a sound during a Chinese Standoff. And Al Leong is a proud native son of St. Louis, along with Scott Bakula and Don Draper.