I AM OUTTA HERE BITCHES! Not permanently - sorry Tom Ato - but for the next two weeks I will be doing a Planes, Trains, and Automobiles trip all throughout the Pacific Northwest. Literally, it involves trains, planes, and a fuckton of automobile driving. Just booking the trip was a major engineering feat. It's amazing that with the Internet you can do from your living room what only the most skilled travel agents could have ever done a scant 10-15 years ago. Thanks to Priceline name-your-own-price hotels and Expedia's third-party rental car insurance, I probably saved $1000 on the whole affair. It's like living in the future. Worry not - the other mods and admins have agreed to take up the helm of the bumpage in my absence, and they all have extensive training using Mjolnir the Banhammer. FOCUS: Tell us about your great vacations - experienced, planned, or from your distant past. ANTI-FOCUS: Tell us about your worst vacations. Did your trip get ruined by a hurricane? Exploding volcano? Bitchy girlfriend?