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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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  1. john_b

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    No kidding. I'm in Southern VA. It was like 76 today and there's a winter storm watch for tomorrow night. WTF.
     
  2. Juice

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    4 pages in and religion is already brought up. This is gonna be the quickest HDT ever. What's our record? 345 pages?
     
  3. TX.

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    I'm just tired of being in this apartment all day. Bf is flying home tomorrow...hopefully the flight won't be cancelled or delayed too long.

    I'm bored and clearly did not prepare for this properly. I want wine and munchies, damnit!
     
  4. toddamus

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    Maybe its because I played hockey growing up and maybe its because I grew up in Michigan, but I'll take a cold (albeit sunny) winter over a hot muggy never ending summer. Come May the people here saying how nice it is to be in the South will be complaining about the heat. However, I can't stand 35 degrees and raining. Cold rain is miserable and the worst. If its going to be cold, it might as well snow.

    I remember I moved to Tampa in August, that was fucking miserable. I'll take cold over that any day.
     
  5. Noland

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    You get used to the heat. I'm outside pretty much all day every day and so long as you start early enough in the year and you get the slow buildup it isn't bad. Drop a newbie into a New Orleans August though and they'll last an hour.
     
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    She believes Kujans explanation that Keaton is Soze and then shuts her mind off.

    I thought I married the right woman, I was mistaken.
     
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    Yes. Because I am so much worse than some of the human flotsam on this board because of a postcard detailing a German folklore tradition.

    Also, pickle jars. But we've moved past that.

    Truth. There is ocean breeze by the coast even on the worst days. The humidity in June in New Orleans had my thighs looking like road rash from the chaffing.

    As it is it's December, I'm in shorts.
     
  8. toddamus

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    I could wear shorts, but jeans are much more fashionable.
     
  9. Crown Royal

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    Piss on all of you. I hope you get engulfed with Palmetto bugs or whatever those scary Florida flying beasts are called.
     
  10. shegirl

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    It was a joke CJ lighten up. Christ.
     
  11. Rush-O-Matic

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    I've been tied up all day, so it's taken me awhile to catch up . . . but, you guys are just let this one go by? Shegirl used the phrase "far too delicate" while describing herself. That's like 'sack saying he's far too open minded.

    Hey, so here's something interesting:
    One of my project sites is in a remote area, where I cannot get mobile coverage with my carrier. So, I have a burner phone from another provider that I forward my calls to when I'm at that site. It's just a plain old flip cell phone. I have the standard ringtone on it.

    Today, I got a phone call from a number area code 768. Where the hell is that? I thought. I flip open the phone, and below the number the display reads "El Presidente" and it starts playing a "happy birthday" ringtone.

    I can't answer the phone. It won't stop playing the tone and I keep pressing send to try and answer. Nothing happens. After several seconds, it finally stops. I don't have any contacts or names stored in my phone, so I have no clue where the "El Presidente" came from. I tried to pull the number back up to call them back, but it doesn't show up in the missed, received or dialed call list.

    WTF? Wiki says that 768 is a "not used" area code. No idea.
     
  12. toddamus

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    Apparently a Mexican drug lord is trying to contact you.
     
  13. TX.

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    That's creepy, Rush.
     
  14. shegirl

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    Now see...I think it's hilarious. Whoops.
     
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    Can't have the yearly HDT without this:

     
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    That weather storm is currently here. We have 2+ inches of straight ice outside.

    Enjoy. It's on the way.
     
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    Suck it frozen popsicle Idiots, the weather in Newcastle, Australia is beautifully sunny and high twenties. A perfect day for a drink.

    In saying that I'd give up all the warm weather to have some cheaper good quality beer, fuck this governments self righteous bullshit about the health risks of alcohol, they just want some more tax money.
     
  18. Crown Royal

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    I feel like a WWII vet being told horror stories of the Grenada invasion.

    White stuff falling from the sky? INTERGALACTIC BRAIN CHIGGERS!!!!TO THE FALLOUT SHELTERS!!!!
     
  19. scotchcrotch

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    Is it considered "gay" to ask your buddies to go camping?



    Not as in lame, as in homoerotic.
     
  20. xrayvision

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    Depends. Did you lick your lips and raise your eyebrows suggestively while saying it? And then rub your penis?

    Because personally, I don't know any other way to invite people camping.
     
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