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Holiday Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Dec 6, 2013.

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  1. toddamus

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    #2721 toddamus, Jan 9, 2014
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    In other news, an Oklahoma man died after receiving an atomic wedgie from his 33-year-old step-son.

    There are a lot of really crappy ways to die, but slowly suffocating while observing ones' own skidmarks has to be amongst the crappiest.

    See what I did there?
     
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    It's nice to know I live in a city that's at least 25% mentally challenged. This, I swear on my child, is an ACTUAL POLL from the front page of our paper:

    That's it, I am outta here. It's impossible for that many people to be so stupid.
     
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    Fixed.
     
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    Just for clarification, when you say stupid people, are you referring to the 26% who believe in bigfoot or the 74% who don't believe in bigfoot? Both numbers are "at least 25%".
     
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    I'm referring to the morons who believe that a mythological humanoid is roaming around in the wilderness, waiting to be recorded in blurry images by schizo kooks. What next? Gryphons? Unicorns? Maybe the Hellbat from Jeepers Creepers?
     
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    Goonie Goo Goo, mother fucker.

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    I'm kinda waiting for the proof to come out that ManBearPig exists.
     
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    You obviously haven't seen Kathleen Turner lately.
     
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    What a shitty way to go.
     
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    The Holidays are over kids. Yes there will be a new one tomorrow
     
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