Yeah kids get expensive and shit. But thus far I've kept her cool with shiny jewelry. Cheaper than a prostitute in the long run right? Spoiler I love my wife, we've been married for a few years, and are a few months away from trying for children. Couldn't be happier. But I gotta live vicariously through my sarcastic comments.
This is what I played for about 30 years. I always had a white Les Paul studio with gold hardware. This is an actual picture of one of mine...I think I had this one about 10 years. I love Les Pauls, but damn are they heavy when you're wearing one 6 hours a night. Not that I've had to worry about that for some time. I'm thinking about buying a cowboy hat and doing the bar band thing again. If past experience is any indication, I wouldn't last a month. <a class="postlink" href="http://toytoy88.blogspot.com/2009/12/crash.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://toytoy88.blogspot.com/2009/12/crash.html</a>
Getting married cheaper than a prostitute? Thats a nice thought. Remember a kid is a multi hundred thousand dollar investment. From my naive point of view kids seems like a real hassle until they can walk and crap on their own. Do they ever become fun or is it always an uphill battle? I ask, because with me, I'm pretty sure it was always an uphill battle. Don't get me wrong, I have the greatest relationship with my dad in the world, wouldn't trade it for anything, but I was a real pain in the ass as a kid.
OK, this is weird. My doorbell just rang and there were two 14-16 year old girls on the doorstep asking for donations to further their modeling careers...to pay for their "Hair and make up" as they put it. I asked if they had any paperwork to verify what the hell they were talking about and they hemmed and hawed saying "We left it with someone and they never gave it back, but you can sign this" holding up a piece of paper. Um yeah. Right. I have no problem helping out kids, but c'mon give me some proof that's what you're collecting for. Which just leads to further questions...these girls could very well be aspiring models, they were very pretty. What in the blue fuck are their parents thinking letting them wander around Las Vegas in the dark ringing random doorbells asking for donations? Jesus, I hope I don't see them on a milk carton.
Re: Re: Hilo Borrachos de Fin de Semana, Cinco de Mayo The meth dealer is next door. Seriously. Cars pulling up all night, passenger jumping out, running to the house, and then running back out one minute later. All fucking night. Last night I saw the neighbor in her yard with one of those grabber things....you know the claws where you don't have to bend over? She was picking up red rocks from my yard that had migrated to her yard and were sullying her gray rocks and throwing them in my yard. One rock at a time. Two hours later she was still at it. She told me "I can't sleep." Yeah, no shit.
Sounds like its time to get the fuck out of Dodge, if you can. If I were you I'd think seriously about some passive home security. Maybe some deterrent like a dog or some stickers saying you have home security (not like meth addicts will give a shit to read the stickers, but its something).
They're already well aware of my hillbilly tendencies. That is much more of a deterrent. A dog or stickers won't shoot you. I will.
If he called the cops they'd probably ask him to take all the cars on blocks off his lawn, I'm not sure he's ready to sacrifice that.