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Hey Honey! Come See What Your Son Is Doing On The Internet!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Mar 11, 2010.

  1. Nettdata

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    What's the over/under that Supertramp got DP'd?
     
  2. Supertramp

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    Again with your depraved fantasies? Just let it go already, I'm not going to fuck you. No matter how much you ask, imply, infer or otherwise hint toward. Jesus Christ.

    This thread is derailed. I blame myself.
     
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    Why do I hear that in this voice?

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    *rubs hands together in anticipation*

    I sense a sweet makeup sex video coming up soon....
     
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    Nah, no fight. I've busted his chops enough. (Especially when the original post was meant to be more of a jab against Chater and Shegirl, you know, as in Chater was reduced to having sex with guys for money, and Shegirl had a dick, for those of you not able to follow along at home without a running commentary).

    He was, more or less, just collateral damage.
     
  6. Supertramp

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    a) If you have to continuously deflect an overly sexually-aggressive [old] guy, I don't consider it a fight. More of an annoyance. If you were good looking, you'd understand.*

    b) I share a lot with TiB, and my dick is totally not off-limits, but please gimme something to work with.

    *Zing!
     
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    Ah, Supertramp. I wish I could be as self-delusional as you are. My days would be so entertaining, and all the stupid people would seem so smart.*

    *That was a zing.
     
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    Self-delusional?? PFFT. Excuse me, I have to go out with my supermodel girlfriend and fight terrorists. Enjoy Winnipeg.
     
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    Beats the shit out of being French.
     
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    I've always said "I would rather be ugly than to be french".

    And

    "There's nothing wrong with a little poo on your dick."
     
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    Only a female calloused enough to post regularly on a male-dominated messageboard would be so close-minded toward the French. Then again, you strongly follow NASCAR and think that Soccer and Hockey suck, so your opinions aren't exactly valuable.

    Living in Montreal is awesome. It's like Vegas without the Mexicans.
     
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    Only a Frenchman would bitch about a girl who shares interests and hobbies with men, and likes to spend her time chatting with them. Come to think of it, a homosexual might bitch about that kind of thing, too.

    Suddenly, everything is making sense...
     
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    Canadian Will and Grace, everybody. Aren't they a treat?
     
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    Whatever. She's a dyke.

    OH, I WENT THERE!
     
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    No, honey. Not every girl who refuses to send you boob shots is a lesbian. Most of them are straight, and they just don't like you.
     
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    It's hard to playfully jab with someone who lacks a sense of humor. It must be the exhaust fumes from the NASCAR.

    Also, if I've ever posted about your tits, it was probably sarcastic. As a general rule I don't beg for titshots, I leave that for nettdata, he's quite the eager beaver.
     
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    I declare Battle Rap.
     
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    This is now what I'm doing while reading this thread:

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    You're good at sneaking your way into things, aren't ya?

    I'd love to battle rap any and all comers*, take them down* in a fierce confrontation, give em some of my head* and finish loudly*... but I have to get a move on. In Montreal, there are things to do on a Friday night that don't involve one's cousin, a 12-pack of Coors Light and 7 years of therapy. (Alt: one's cousin, two cans of spray paint and a clothes hanger three months later)
     
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    I think we can all agree who it is who doesn't have a sense of humour in this conversation. And who, perhaps, is guilty of wishful thinking.