Hey Honey! Come See What Your Son Is Doing On The Internet!

A sex tape, no. Some naughty pictures, yes. And yes, they've come back to bite me since I believed the fucktard in question had destroyed them. Which I guess makes me just as stupid.

I at least think to myself "When he shows people those pictures, at least they're seeing me with my 21 year old body, which was toned with a flat tummy."

$200 for a porn flick? No. And no, I never would.

 

The ex and I made a few videos using a webcam on a laptop. The quality wasn't all that great, and it kinda sucks to see the movies from only one angle but it was fun to watch them together and she suggested i submit it to youporn just to see the responses that we might get. It was interesting to see the replies. We've got a couple on there including a threesome with one of her friends and I have yet to hear of any stalking or anything like that. Would I do it for 200?? No doubt about it, thats some decent cash for doing something I do for free anyway.

 

Although there are a few porn stars I'd love to fuck, I'm no where near enough of an exhibitionist to be able to do it in a movie. I think my dick might actually crawl up inside of me to get away from the cameras and crew. A neat trick if they were doing a superhero duo spoof called "Boneman and The Dickless Wonder", I guess, but would still leave me not hitting any pornstar ass.

As for making a sex tape, I did it once with an ex a long time ago. It was fun at the time, and we both really got into it. Then the next night when we watched it. It was beyond awful. We were both crying we were laughing so hard. The things we said, and the sounds we made, were so embarrassing we destroyed the tape that night vowing never to make another. It all but ruined sex for us for a week or so, as we couldn't get into it at all without one of us starting to snicker. For a couple months after that almost every time we went to make the buttsex she'd look over her shoulder and ask if I was going to "do what I said in the video" (fuck you, I'm not repeating it). Cue laughing. Terrible. Never again.

 

So that's how one becomes a mod around here....

 

I have made a couple. Though my favorite is a POV of my getting my knob gobbled. It was great because it was the first time she ever let me blow a load in her face

Now the "Official Version" ends with the load shooting out, and then cuts off before my wad hits her face. Sort of a Soprano's finish.

The "Extended Director's Cut" ends with it all going right into her eye, her starting to cry, me dropping the camera on the bed saying "oh shit!" over and over again, followed by the crash of a tequila bottle that I knocked over as I scramble for a towel and some water.

 

But think of all the people that you know. If even one of them stumbles upon it, they're going to tell people. Lots of people, who, in turn, will tell others. Pretty soon, everyone you know will know.

Not worth the risk. Who knows how it could impact future careers, relationships, etc. All for a few minutes of fun? Not worth it at all.

 

When you put it that way, if it were a POV sort of thing and my face / defining features weren't shown (I have no tattoos, and have a non-distinctive body aside from being a scrawny white boy), then having a porn of me out there on the internet wouldn't be so bad. And would I get to be tag-teamed by Sasha Grey and Evelyn Lin? Hm. Give them an STD test and sign me the fuck up.

I guess this is pretty unfair to females. There are very few porn videos out there that don't show the girl's (girls', hopefully) face, and when they do show their face, it's usually with either a cock in their mouth or a load of cum on their face.

 

Had a couple girls send me documented solo flights.

Sent one girl a response in kind.

Hasn't bitten me in the ass yet, but it's too soon to make a call on that. In the short term it's pretty badass.

 

Well we're not watching to see how pretty their eyes are...

Chater, we were within 50ft of each other that night you were in Montreal. I had a decent time at that party but most (read: all) McGill students are so douchey sometimes (read: always). F1 weekend should be good.

Also, can you tie a slipknot with only one hand and/or can you touch your toes? What's your bloodtype? Just to be safe.

 

One of my sister's friends did a couple of porn flicks. Word spreads incredibly fast about that sort of thing (people even gossip about her despite not even knowing her), so I'd want a lot more than a measly $200 to make it worth the constant worry that my parents would find out. I know for a fact that my Dad still looks at porn, and there's always that slim chance that he'd run into his son's pasty ass slamming some whore on camera.

Yeah, POV makes things different. I'd definitely go for it then. Ditto on Sasha Grey, that girl's arse is delicious.

 

Hell yeah, but I'd have to get like four months notice to get into really good shape. And maybe some points on the back end (not my back end).

Of course, if it was Aurora Snow, Guage, Cytheria, or Belladonna, I'd do it right now, for free, and mail copies to my family.

 

I've never been filmed having sex, but have a few photos of my current girlfriend gobbing my knob and rooting her from behind. But would I do it for $200? And get to slam a porn star? Provided my girlfriend was cool with it, then hell yeah!

But mind you, I'm not self conscience about my body, or whippin' out the old fella. Got over that fact when I got my dick pierced.

 

I'd do it. None of my freinds and family would bother watching a 1 minute long porn film. Shit I'd do it for free if I could ad-lib some cheesy dialog.

 

No way would I do porn, simply because of the damage a couple of pictures and a vindictive ex caused me.

Being called into a meeting with HR and your manager with a giant picture of you "less than clothed" on a projector screen and having to explain why the pictures were emailed to your boss...not very much fun.

Seriously, if I ever see that ex again, I am punching him square in the junk.

 

As long as my face isn't in it, sure. Why not? I've participated in "activities" involving more than 2 people before, so I obviously don't have a problem performing in front of more than one person. A couple threesomes and at least twice with four people (two couples)...I know a porn shoot is a different deal because you've got like 20 people probably standing around starting at you, but I bet I could do it.

The only video I've ever done is one of me getting a BJ from an ex-girlfriend in my car. That video is currently gathering dust in a box somewhere, and it's on one of those old mini-cassettes that I don't even own anything that it can play on. So I doubt anyone will be seeing that anytime soon.

I do have some photographs that were taken by a 3rd party of me getting a BJ from one girl, as well as me having sex with another girl (some of which do have my face in them...whoops). I guess I'm not really that camera shy.

 

Fuck everything else. I want to hear this story.