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Hey Honey! Come See What Your Son Is Doing On The Internet!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Mar 11, 2010.

  1. Blue Dog

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    From Drew Magary's Ballsdeep blog:

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    Have any of you ever made a sex tape? If so, has it come back to haunt you in any way, shape, or form? Would you do it again?
     
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    No. And certainly not for a measly $200.

    Making a sex tape would be different. I probably would, but I'd want to maintain positive control of that data file if things went sour with the female involved.
     
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    Fixed that for ya.

    Focus: Yes, and no it hasn't come back to haunt me. It was a spur of the moment thing back when I was a teen, and in fact since it's on VHS, I honestly don't have the equipment to view it anymore. I do still have the tape though.
     
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    I probably wouldn't but my younger brother has. He was did online porn for a while. He was paid and everything - they even flew him to California to film some stuff. I found out while he was doing them because he was going through a bunch of shit at the time and needed advice - and being his oldest sister, I got to hear everything. I know he told friends and stuff, hell, he even talked about it pretty openly with my friends.

    Then the family found out (sisters and parents) - I mean, it was bound to happen, he can't keep his mouth shut. I think they all found out afterward, so there wasn't anything for anyone to do & hell, he was an adult. For months after my sister's friends would have one of his videos on whenever she walked into a room with a computer - they even held her down to try and make her watch. Thankfully, I have never seen one but I have had to hear (from several sources) that he is well-endowed - which I did not need to know (shudder).

    And in the long run, it did come back to haunt him, the rumor got around and back to the church he had been involved with growing up and while he confessed twice and was absolved, they still kicked him out. Ahhhh, Catholic church, like that is your biggest worry.
     
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    I can never star in a porno, nor can I ever feasibly make a sex tape. Once when I was 17 I got a large tattoo on my right ass cheek. So unless there is some weird fetish niche for that, I'm pretty much barred from making sex tapes as my decorated ass would distract form the rest of my pasty physique. It is especially awesome when I hook up with a lady who has no previous knowledge of my tattoo. I get up to get a condom and hear laughter from behind me. Also I now really really fear going to prison.
     
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    Alt. Focus: Made one with an ex, and it was more funny than it was hot. Never came back to haunt me, and the video was destroyed when the relationship was.
     
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    I know a chick who was talking to a dude and kind of liked him. Googled his name. His gay porn came up. That's what you call a dealbreaker.

    No way, no how, not for $200. For me to consider starring in a STRAIGHT porn I'd need a considerable sum of cash, we're talking $50k.
     
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    Luckily for the rest of us, there are plenty of girls who are willing to do it for some camera time and a club sandwich.

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    I wouldn't do it. It takes someone with a serious exhibitionist attitude to be able to do that, and I just don't have it. Sorry world, the majority of you will never see my junk.

    I have taken pictures with girls I've been with and still own a rather large collection from my ex. I have no intention of ever doing anything with those pictures. They're nostalgia, like my mirco machines collection that's in a box in my mom's attic. Except there's a whole lot more boobs.
     
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    Would I do a porno? No way in hell. No sum of money can get my dignity back.

    Would I tape sex with the fiance/wife eventually? Hell, if I owned a video camera I'd suggest it tonight. But not because it's "hot" or whatever; I imagine we'd both look retarded (and it would be an incredibly short video), so it would be hilarious. Of course I'd destroy the tape, but not after a good laugh or two.
     
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    For 200? Probably not, considering I make decent cash already. Maybe if I were paid like one of the A-Listers, I'd do it. What do you have to lose? There is SO much porn on the internet, I doubt I'd get seen. And if I did? So what? My potential employer's can't say or suggest shit because they were looking at porn during work hours.

    I'm more interested in direction however, I think there's a large, untapped market of guys-who-don't-want-to-see-another-dude's-asshole-for-35-minutes-and-then-his-face-while-he's-coming. Huge even.
     
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    Come to Montreal, I can't get into the details publicly but you don't even have to take your clothes off.
     
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    I feel like it wasn't worded correctly - you get to bone a pornstar, but there will be one video of you on the internet naked.

    I wish I had the time to watch all the porn on the internet (well not all). Chances of that video being found are pretty small anyway. As long as there isn't cheasy dialog that can be used against me, I would be in.
     
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    I've done the whole taking pictures thing with this woman I used to sleep with. It was pretty hot but I made sure I kept them because we worked together and I was a student at the time and she was considered my superior. I'm also not opposed to making a movie. Maybe its because I'm a huge narcissist and this kind of thing doesn't bother me.

    I think if my girlfriend wanted to make one, I would do it. If it somehow got on the web, it wouldn't be a big deal to me. If I got paid for it, even better.


    I think this makes me fucked up somehow.
     
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    It depends on the pornstar. If it's Lexi Belle, then probably. Other than that, I don't see myself jumping at the idea.

    There was a gay guy in my high school who turned 18 and decided it would be a great idea to go do some gay porn. Of course, somehow everyone found out about it. The name of the site? "Men Hard at Work." Get it? It's because they have erections while they're doing construction work. How clever.
     
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    WHOA!

    I did with the ex and it was terrible to watch. Funny and hilarious but beware, watching yourself hump and make the O face, let alone hearing yourself grunt and moan, can scar you.
     
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    I took a bunch of pics of myself getting a BJ from an old girlfriend and turned into a flip book. Does that count?
     
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    Stick figures don't count.

    My ex also took some raunchy pictures of me that I didn't get when we split. I'm thinking by the way things ended he burned them and did some satanic dance around the fire. Seems appropriate since he was evil and all.
     
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    Tummysticks 4: What's This All Abooty?
     
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    I can't draw for shit. But the flipbook was a bust. Didn't get the money shot because I tend to lean back and groan like a dying mule once I have achieved orgasm. The last part of the flipbook is all pictures of the bedroom wall.

    I would totally shoot a porn if I was allowed to wear a Mexican Luchador mask.
     
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    To even consider doing a full-fledged porno I would need more than 200 bucks (1000, minimum), it would have to be a threesome, and I'd have to choose the girls (Jenna Haze and Lexi Belle). That's assuming I could even get it up and finish in front of a crew, which I have no reason to believe I could.

    As for a sex tape, the closest I've come is taking pics of a girl I was seeing at the time. It was hot. I do have a mild interest in recording, but only a point-of-view type thing because why the fuck would I want to see any part of me that isn't inside a hot girl?