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HERE I AM. ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by DrFrylock, Jan 26, 2011.

  1. DrFrylock

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    I don't have a topic to go along with this thread, but I wanted to post it as a thread title because "HERE I AM. ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE." is possibly one of the most awesome constructions in the English Language.

    First non-moderator/non-admin to post a FOCUS with the word FOCUS properly capitalized and bolded sets the topic for the thread. People who post offtopic afterward will, as usual, be punished by my thundering Modly hand.
     
  2. hotwheelz

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    FOCUS: Praise me
     
  3. hotwheelz

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    FOILED

    Edit: SAVED.

    I'm awesome
     
  4. Poopourri

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  5. Politik

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    My focus was deleted?!?!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!


    FOCUS

    hotwheelz is the man.
     
  6. Nettdata

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    I don't know what you're talking about.
     
  7. hotwheelz

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    You think you're above the rules? YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED.

    I rule
     
  8. hotwheelz

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    Nevermind, you're cool.

    I have a 15" penis
     
  9. Politik

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    If you could walk you could probably use your penis on a zip line. Even better, just create a series of alternating zip lines between the rooms in your apartment and have a live-in nurse assist. Seems pretty efficient to me.
     
  10. Samr

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    I imagine you're pretty quick at this point with fixing flat tires.
     
  11. benny lava

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    Wasn't it the Tampa Bay Bucs that got all kinds of shit for playing Scorpions at kickoff several years ago?

    Because it was against the Saints... just a few weeks after Katrina.
    Cold blooded.


    FOCUS Hotwheelz, I imagine it's pretty efficient to brake Flintstones-style. I just don't like the imagery of a penis brake.
     
  12. Frebis

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    Hot Wheelz, you are so awesome your followers won't let you walk anywhere. And you are so important to society, they don't trust your muscles to breath for you, they make an indistructable machine do it!

    I bow to you.
     
  13. effinshenanigans

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    All I could think of was this:
     
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  14. Misanthropic

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    Is it detachable?

     
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    Well shit man, you could have told us that in the "let's get hotwheelz laid" threads!

    Focus: All hail hotwheelz!
     
  16. jdoogie

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    Shouldn't that be "I roll"? Just asking.

    Regardless, your excellence is awe-inspiring. I imagine that the women on this board secretly wish that they all could somehow harness your sexual prowess into their daily lives so that they could orgasm with the power of a Norse God.