Well, then this scene plays on a loop in heaven . . . I mean, come on! Halfway through Season 2, when Moonlighting was at it's absolute peak. It's a great song used perfectly, she does the lip bite thing, he has the smirky smolder look in that sweater, then headlight ASS HALO! And, treachery - oh, David, she's playing you, bro. Also, Cheryl Ladd from Charlie's Angels. Spoiler Sadly, always overshadowed by that other Cheryl (Tiegs) who could really wear a bikini. Tiny, tiny bikini. What was I saying?
Vanessa Williams was my first crush. That song "Save the Best for Last" speaks to my soul. Then Mariah Carey quickly usurped her.
I thought it didn't really look like her but I don't keep up with celebrities. Truth be told I'm good with either but thanks for the catch there.
Valerie Bertinelli. She got her start on One Day at a Time back in the 70s, when i was about 10 years old. At first she was young and sort of goofy looking, then as I was growing up she was too. By the late 70s she was smoking.
I think my earliest crush was Kelly Kapowski: Spoiler Then in middle school I had a huge thing for Neve Campbell, after I saw the Scream movies: Spoiler I like older women, and in high school and college my biggest crush was Kim Cattrall: Spoiler
I'm sorry fan letter? Please explain, I'm confused by the concept of a fan letter, must've been something that was common a long time ago.
The video that made a man out of me: I may have worn out the tape on this one. (And no, not to Billy).
Thank god someone said Tiffany Amber Thiesen. She was far and away my first crush. And for the record she's still gorgeous now. I would do terrible things to that woman.
Legit: Spoiler Also, does Jordan Catalano count? I did not have a crush on Jared Leto, just his character. I needed the mystery and dyslexia of Jordan.
I'm pretty sure I had crushes on Kelly AND Zach, but that's neither here nor there. (On a side note, does anyone else listen to Go Bayside? Because it's hilarious). I also remember putting makeup on my friend's Hanson poster and thinking it was way funnier than she did. I was too busy being in love with Nick Carter and Kevin Idon'trememberhislastname to care about the various Hanson children.
Patrick Stewart. I remember the day my brother introduced me to Star Trek. I could never follow the story lines, because I was too enamored of the stalwart and poetic captain that was the arbiter of justice in space. I just sat and rewinded/fast-forwarded the VHS tapes he recorded episodes on. What else did I have to do? I was eight. It was either watch Patrick Stewart on VHS or make my Beanie Babies rape each other again, and most days their buttholes needed a rest. But boy, did I love him. Every time he spurned love for the sake of the Prime Directive. Every time he remembered a better time, one that he'd never be capable of having. And then in Generations, he stood next to a horse and I learned what arousal was. Soon, all my stuffed animal sexcapades were set in space, on the holodeck, and shit got weird. My mom was a single working mother, so she never walked in and told me Jesus fuck what are you doing stop that now it's bad and wrong. I wouldn't have believed her anyway. Patrick Stewart would have thought it was right. I still love the man. I assembled my whole Catwoman costume on the hopes that I could show up at Emerald City Comicon and propose to him wearing it. I got so nervous before the convention that I might meet him that I actually CHICKENED OUT OF GOING ALL TOGETHER. I miss my sixty dollars, but the shame masturbation session was almost worth it. Another time I had a sex dream where he bought me a new Xbox and I got to blow him while he was playing it (and then I got to play it). It was the most magical experience that has ever not happened to me. I heard he was in my town recently, and I wanted to send a joke tweet from my restaurant's account inviting him to have dinner at our place. I got so embarrassed and 13-year-old girly about whether or not he would accept that the Man said I really shouldn't, because I'd make a total fool out of myself if Patrick actually showed up. I said if by fool he meant I would try to lick his face when he showed up, then YES I GUESS I WOULD. I LOVE YOU CAPTAIN PICARD YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING PLEASE NEVER DIE.