Hammacher Schlemmer is selling a 2 man submarine that, like your sister, goes down 1000'. Sorry, the sister thing just came out. And, it's only $2,000,000.00! Buy yours today! And I can't lie, if I had that kind of money, I'd have a motherfucking 2 man submarine. FOCUS: What are your favorite things from Hammacher Schlemmer, Brookstone, or Skymall? Ever bought anything there? What's the craziest shit there? ALT FOCUS: What would you do with a personal submarine? EDIT (Frylock): Changed focus.