Heeeere kitty kitty kitty. WDT 10/01/10 ALWAYS A NSFW THREAD

But I'm the only one I care about.

 

If I finished all the beer in my fridges, this Sun night NFL game would not get interesting.

But, on a happy note . . . do the Braves know how to back into the playoffs, or what?

Hmm, maybe this should've gone in to the R&R thread.

 

I think I'm still hungover from Saturday. I have gaps in my memory you can fly a Antonov through. I somehow woke up safe in my hotel bed, and have no idea why or how. That night was the first time in over 10 years I was refused entrance to a bar for being too wasted. I told the bouncer he had a Napoleon Complex and he didn't have to worry about us "perps", which he did not like. I also woke up about $250 less rich, which explains the ferocious hangover and I have full-body chill because my friend for some really stupid reason jacked the room's A/C to eleven while I was passed out.

There was some skateboarding thing in town so bars were packed with morons and emos. I think I nearly ran out of breath from making fun of so many people. There's nothing like a dude with purple highlights and samurai knotts in his hair to really lift your night.