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Heeeere kitty kitty kitty. WDT 10/01/10 ALWAYS A NSFW THREAD

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Oct 1, 2010.

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  1. Samr

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    Awake, sober, and very tired, not ready to drive an hour to the fucking lsat prep again today.

    fml
     
  2. Supertramp

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    50$ says she sloppily kissed some dude from her class in the men's bathroom door-frame.
     
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    You owe me $50. False on all accounts.
     
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    My head hurts a lot...and somehow I ended the night with half a case of beer and a cactus. I'm a klepto when I drink, and I probably could have used that ambulance.
     
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    Come on over, I'll let you use my riding crop.
     
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    C'mon man, give her some credit. She was all the way in the bathroom this time.

    So in our drunken drumming rage last night we managed to rip a hole in the bottom of the kick drum. Fuck. Brand new head too. I'm hoping i can get a head repair kit and fix it up.
     
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    head repair kit hurr hurr hurr

    I have four classes tomorrow, but that's it for this week. I'm going out to a desert oasis for the rest of the week.

    I'm guessing there's no booze there.
     
  8. BeCoolBitch_BeCool

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    Class got canceled tomorrow. It's as if my professor knows I stayed in last night and wants me to redeem myself.

    Here's my stupid dog showing you his asshole in a Michael Bay movie.
     

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    I am immensely glad that I'm able to drink booze without turning red. For one thing, it is one less obstacle that keeps people from taking me seriously as an adult. But also, I can drink booze without getting squamous cell esophageal cancer. Let us all thank the Lord for not making me Asian.
     
  10. Frank

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    So a bartender last night gave me a pint of Shipyard Pumpkinhead in a glass rimmed with cinnamon and sugar, pretty standard for this time of year. Then the motherfucker puts in a shot of Captain Morgan, it went from tasting like a delicious pumpkin pie to tasting like a delicious pumpkin pie with whipped cream! I'm usually against girly drinks like that, but goddamn if that wasn't one of the best drinks I ever had.

    Unfortunately, because they were so delicious I kept having them, my last clear memory was housing a plate of chili cheese fries at the local 24 hour diner. Live Free or Die.
     
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    A day late and a dollar short but I would like to celebrate the news that Rick Sanchez of CNN has been fired for calling Jon Stewart a bigot on some XM radio show. Having pompous news anchors isn't anything new but the fact that that motherfucker would report news based on tweets was a bit much.
     
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    He also got fired for insinuiating that Jews control the media. Which is kinda funny, because you'd think that you wouldn't be able to say that Jews controlled the media on the media if they really did control the media. Then again, there have been Americans who, for at least 50 years, have believed the United States was secretly socialist and yet still went out and bought their own groceries, or ran their own businesses, so. Actually on the topic of cognitive dissonance, a friend of mine's mother was a fundamentalist Christian and maintained an outer veneer of homophobia. After divorcing from his father, she moved in with another woman, always maintaining they were just housemates. Well, surprise surprise, she eventually came out of the closet to him. Now my buddy is by no means homophobic so he had no problem with his mother being lesbian, aside from her lying to him for so many years about the truth. He then says to his mother that she has to let him do the photography for their wedding when they eventually do get married. She responds by saying that they had already eloped several months before.

    How's that for a mindfuck.
     
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    On happier notes, sometimes I love the randomness of Winamp. I just poured myself a Guinness and what comes on? "Have A Drink On Me" by AC/DC. I class this as a small win on a day where Arsenal lost to Chel"unlimited money"sea and where my TiB Free League fantasy side will probably get raped.

    Fuck. Need more beer.
     
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    Bonjour, TiB.

    I'm beginning to wonder if I'm getting too douchey. My usual Saturday night now is sitting around with a few local writers drinking scotch and going over our shit (poems/stories whatever). I'm in my early 20's still, I should be out raping young women and killing people right?

    Anyway, at least I'm swilling back a bottle of scotch at a time. That's always manly...

    And the Browns WON!!!! Not that I watched the game...I woke up around 11 hungover to a text from my Dad saying, "Well, at least we know they won't lose EVERY game now." I responded, "Yeah, I guess it's good to get that out of the way early."

    Anyone see The Social Network this weekend?
     
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    Great story. I really felt what you experienced.
     
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    I just found out that some other bloggers started their own legal humor podcast last week. Any idea how I can crush these butt weasels? I'm not funny enough for competition! Why are people doing this to me?
     
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    Send them a harsh-worded cease and desist letter attached to a recently severed horse head (the fresher the better).
     
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    A what and what what? They didn't teach document drafting in law school. How do I get them to stop using only broad, outdated social policy concepts?
     
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    New riding boots. Woot!

    Cute guy in my lecture class. This will be trouble.
     
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    Wait, you're not the only unemployed lawyer that hates the legal profession? Stop the presses!
     
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