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Heeeere kitty kitty kitty. WDT 10/01/10 ALWAYS A NSFW THREAD

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  1. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    So it had been a solid 4 years since I was last able to say this......but I think I fell in love tonight. To be sure, i didn't just meet her tonight. She's pursuing the same degree as I am....but we had never really talked until tonight. And I haven't hit it off with someone like this in 4 fucking years. There is just this one little issue. She is 5 years older than me and...............married.
     
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  2. ghettoastronaut

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    I fail to see the problem. Now that she's married, you know she puts out. And commits. And falls in love.

    In unrelated news, I love making breakfast sandwiches for dinner. Love love love. Tonight I took it to another level, sliced up a potato, fried it, and threw it on with the rest of the breakfast sandwich. Oh yes.
     
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  3. dixiebandit69

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    Does anyone think that he main character in FUBAR looks like one of my buddies from highschool?
     

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  4. comforter

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    Whooooo... three martinis with OPM. The sweetest drunk of all.
     
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  5. pterodactyl

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    I'm sick as fuck with a major sinus infection so I didn't go out tonight. My buddies wedding is next weekend in Denver so I'm trying to kick this shit ASAP. I just chugged half a bottle of Benadryl and am going to fight it as long as possible until I pass out, it'll be basically like being drunk minus the hangover.
     
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  6. ghettoastronaut

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    I say this because I've had a few sinus infections in my life, and they suck, so consider:

    -you're drinking an antihistamine to treat a bacterial infection. You're going to have to drink a lot of that before it becomes bacteriocidal.
    -the only benefit from said antihistamine will be from its anticholinergic effects. namely, sleeping and maybe you will have slightly decreased mucus production
    -but taking benadryl after your nose is already congested can actually make congestion worse!
    -they have these wonderful inventions now called antibiotics which are actually great at treating bacterial infections. perhaps you should consider those. in fact I'll tell you right now: if you go see a physician, you're probably going to be given a 5 day treatment of azithromycin, 500 mg the first day and 250 mg for the next four days.
    -pseudoephedrine is a far superior decongestant than benadryl if you'd like to be able to breathe through your nose and be awake at the same time

    Gosh, science is fun.
     
    #46 ghettoastronaut, Oct 2, 2010
  7. Rush-O-Matic

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    Is Shannon Spake pregnant, or did she just get fat?

    I think I will have another beer.
     
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  8. kuhjäger

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    Holy shit, Sinatra at Carnegie is on.

    Well, time to pretend I lived in an awesome era. Where is my fedora?
     
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  9. pterodactyl

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    I drank it for the sleeping. I get a sinus infection at least once a year so I know the drill. Waking up at 2 am or not being able to fall asleep because you can't stop coughing is not fun.

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  10. Kubla Kahn

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    Wish you had said that when I had my sinus infection a few weeks ago. Though I think people, cheap college students, would rather tackle the effects with cheap over the counter drugs, than spend much more on doctors and prescriptions to treat the root cause.
     
    #50 Kubla Kahn, Oct 2, 2010
  11. D26

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    I'm in Detroit (to be fair, more like north suburbs, but it is still a fucking armpit). There aren't enough booze in the world to make this not suck. Thank Christ this is likely the last time I'll be here for at least a few years.
     
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  12. Diablo

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    I grew up there...and yes it does suck hard. Good luck.
     
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    So Jägerette was showing me her LIFE magazine that was dedicated to Sinatra ( October:1995), ((she has a thing for ole blue eyes)) then opened to an advertisement, and was like:
    "AND THERE'S MY DAD!!"

    I was like, OK... You've had enough for tonight.

    Turns out, her dad was the model for a XEROX ad in that month's magazine.
     
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  14. KillaKam

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    In for the night, resting up for an early start tomorrow. Heading to BGSU for homecoming weekend and some early mornin' tailgating. Of course football will be going on, but it's Buffalo at BG...'nuff said.
     
    #54 KillaKam, Oct 2, 2010
  15. Supertramp

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    Beets bears battlestar gallactica

    Sex, drunk, tapas (on her)...

    Rant: work tomorrow..... In 5 hours
    Rave: phone corrects selling mistakes
     
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    God I love Mary Louise Parker. So much.


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    Fucking...

    So chick I hooked up with a week ago stayed over last night. We're clearly both into each other, which is great, but this fucking environment at RIT means it's near-impossible to get an actual attractive girl away from a cavalcade of dick. I don't want to be a dick about it to these guys, most of whom I'm friends with, but AJL:KSFL:KSJD:LJSDJSDF just annoying.

    Oh well, it's not the end of the world. She's still diggin' me so life is good, and might as well look on the upside.

    Alright so after that whinefest, I have really been pondering this lately: I have no idea what girls see in me. I'm somewhat attractive (like a 7ish on a scale) but I'm no model and I'm pretty funny, but there's 234929838890 other guys who are the same way. I mean I'm confident in myself and all but sometimes I just think "what the fuck how did this even happen why am I kissing this attractive girl?" WHY TELL ME WHY IT DIGS AT ME
     
    #57 ssycko, Oct 2, 2010
  18. BeCoolBitch_BeCool

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    Saw these guys tonight. Album was produced by the singer from The Black Keys. They put on on an awesome show.

    He's not with a girl, but here's my stupid dog showing you his asshole.
     

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  19. Roxanne

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    Your dog's asshole is taking over his tail. Does this worry you?
     
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  20. Bread Mustache

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    I got my first paycheck in a year and a half this afternoon and it's fucking awesome. I bought myself a bottle of the "finest" scotch (Cutty Sark). It's nice to not have the burden of poverty hanging over your head.

    oh, and boobies.
     

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