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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 2, 2014.
Alllllllllright, the party's starting now!!!
I like hard ciders and keep trying to go off the beaten path with them but it never works. This Woodchuck pear hard cider is weird and the ginger Angry Orchard wasn't that great, either. Anyone tried any ciders aside from the "normal" flavors that were any good?
I video taped my wife coming off anesthesia for her wisdom teeth. She was like I wasn't high at all. I was like come here and watch this.
Wait what, I'm sorry I got distracted after the first part of the sentence.
You should have known better.
I don't really drink cider anymore because I'm off sweet stuff but I always liked Woodchuck's Granny Smith.
Isn't the granny smith comparable to Angry Orchard's crisp apple? They are good but kind of the baseline in my opinion.
The first time I ever vomited drunk was from cider. It was traumatizing enough that the smell still makes me sick, that was about 19 years ago. Worst drinking experience of my life.
I would love to see a video of myself after I got my wisdom teeth removed. I was put under for the procedure because it was going to be a doozy (not the correct medical term), and when I woke up from it all I remember is being really annoyed with my mom for trying to help me walk. I kept telling her I was fine, but I guess because it came out as "Mruf pwun!" she didn't believe me. So then I started standing on one foot and lifting my arms over my head to prove to her how sober I was.
Drooling, eyes half closed, swaying from side to side while attempting a kung fu crane pose, getting more and more upset that people were treating me weird. "Muh muf PRUN! Uh, luh, murf prun..." but nobody would listen. Jerks.
First time I ever vomited from drinking it was a couple hugemongous long islands. I was also smoking a hookah. I covered the side of a tree with chicken shawarma.
I wouldn't know, never had Angry Orchard. I'm all high falutin' now and drinking red wine. Straight from the bottle.
Classy. Mine usually comes out of a box.
How are 13 pharmacies uout of pain mes
I need my Dreyfus
This doesn't do what I want my phone is changingy my stuff. What's going on.
My stomach feels like I just did 2(0000 crunchers
Please shoot me. I'm done.
Here you go buddy.
Sweet drinks give me heartburn. I make an exception for cider from time to time. There's a pear cider that's good... can't remember the brewery but it's got a couple Aces on the lable.
On a side note I'm waiting for food at noodles & co and this dude walks up to the drink machine and says out loud to himself "napkins. Napkins? Where's the napkins? Napkins. Napkins. Where. Napkins. Testicles!" Then notices they're right behind him...
I talk to myself but have yet to use "testicles" as a curse word.
In other news, I asked the teenage boy taking orders if he "washed up" on the way out of the men's room... this is my life...
Yep... Hey! Fucjig waaaa.
.... Mesquitos suck.
I hate shitting in truck stop bathrooms...
I wanted to kick off the 4th of July weekend with an Alabama Slammer, but I was chitchatting with the husband and grabbed the sweet vermouth instead of the sloe gin. Honestly I can't tell too much of a difference, but I guess it isn't technically an Alabama Slammer. Maybe I can call it Alabama's dumbass cousin fucker.
I can wear my American flag jacket and lifht off bottle rockets all nighy, right?