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Hangover Remedies

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Backroom, Jan 22, 2010.

  1. Backroom

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    It is currently 2:30 in the afternoon and I don't think I've ever been this hung over in my life. Shots of gin, mixing wine and beer, and a late night garbage plate have left me unable to comprehend what is going on, so, with the amount of drunks we have here some of you MUST know some cures for the un-common hangover.
     
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    Re: Hangover Remidies

    It helps to drink a shit ton of water before going to sleep, but my girlfriend recommended Pedialyte to me and the stuff works.
     
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    Re: Hangover Remidies

    NyQuil. Who said you had to be awake to nurse over a hang over?
     
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    Re: Hangover Remidies

    Take a B-12 vitamin before you go to sleep, and learn to spell remedies.
     
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    Re: Hangover Remidies

    2 cans of coke + 1 pack of headache poweder = One happy C.R. That, or waking and baking.

    WORKS. EVERY. TIME.
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    A Gravol and some water before bed. I've tried everything. This is the only thing that works for me.
     
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    On a more serious note, the best thing I have come across has got to be an old fashioned greasy breakfast. Eggs, hash browns, sausage and bacon.

    Mostly I try to stay up late enough so that I sleep for a good 12 hours so most of the hangover is over by the time I get up.
     
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    I have found a fairly unbeatable routine for battling the hangover that renders your body as useful as a lump of play-doh.

    I don't care if it's 9 a.m., I need a roast dinner drowning in gravy. Roast pork and potatoes with a mushroom gravy has convinced me I've seen God's work.

    From here I'll just try and attach myself to a giant Slurpee and score a blowjob.

    Honestly, nothing will speed up a recovery like a blowjob.
     
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    Most of my cures have been said like the greasey breakfast and drink heaps of water but last time I had alcohol poisoning the only time I didn't feel like complete ass was when rooting.
     
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    My brother gave me a bottle of this migraine medicine, butalbital apap caffiene tabs.
    I have no idea what the fuck these are, but I pop one and feel amazing 30 minutes later. Granted most of my hangovers are head pain and not much nausea.
     
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    Weed. Maybe you still have the hangover and still just want to curl up on a couch doing as little as possible, but at least you have a little relief.
     
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    How many dicks do you usually have to suck to get over your hangovers? Do you have a hangover rating scale based on the number of sausages you milk the morning after?

    Focus: Well the obvious answer is anything that contains vast quantities of water, with some salt, a little sugar, and possibly a little protein. The practical answer is just a shitton of water combined with good, hearty food that doesn't have crazy spices, or isn't soaked in brandy, or doesn't have a crunchy heroin center or something.

    The less obvious answer is a solid, but carefully controlled, blow to the head (possibly from a poorly aimed, but enthusiastic nonetheless, cock) to knock you out for the hours of the hangover.
     
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    ...dumped in a glass of

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    ...and drank while eating some...

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    ...equals no more hangover.

    This is something pops taught me when I was younger and it works like a fucking charm. Every. Time.
     
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    Am I really going to be the first person to suggest more drinking?

    And y'all call yourselves drunks...
     
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    I swear by McDonalds cheeseburgers when still severely hung over around noon time.
     
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    Fuck, beat me to it.

    Hair of the dog that bit you, bitches!
     
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    I've said it before and I'll say it again: Pedialyte.

    Yes, it's made for little kids with diarrhea (it rehydrates them). Yes, it says the recommended adult dosage is one ounce every half hour. Yes, it costs like $4 a bottle. Chug half the container before you go to bed and you'll feel perfect in the morning, or alternatively start downing it at night if you're going for the insta-sober effects.

    The generic brand in my experience works fine. I keep a few of them on top of my beer fridge just in case. Grape flavor is the best.
     
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    Pedialyte is all well and good, but if I recall correctly, you're supposed to take that shit with water.

    How about something the WHO recommends as part of its "saving little babies with diarrhea" program:

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    Before bed: 1 .5L Water Bottle

    Morning: Chugging that before bed, combined with all the drinking, results in me waking up early with an urgent need to pee. After peeing, drink half of 20 oz Gatorade (I prefer yellow or blue) with 2 Advil. Go back to sleep.

    Lunch: I generally sleep through breakfast after a night of drinking. If I'm still feeling shitty when I wake up for real, the best remedy is downing the other half of the Gatorade followed by a blunt and a sandwich from my local deli: Chicken cutlet sub, cheddar cheese, bacon, bbq sauce. Drink with an enormous container of their "half and half" (Arnold Palmer) and I'm good to go.
     
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    But that would be prevention not a cure?