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Great Moments in RMMB [& TiB] History

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by BaseballGuyCAA, Oct 19, 2009.

  1. roy jones

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    Re: Great Moments in RMMB History

    Tucker was real?

    FOCUS: enotalone.com was the funniest shit I took part of ever. And I still masterbate to raykay's avatar.
     
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    My guess is Rick James' Bitch. He looked like a really nice guy, he's a geek, and most of all... he's not here!
     
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    God, reading through this brings back the memories.

    One that hasn't been mentioned though, but came to me out of the blue while catching up on this thread: the jumble of mental illness that was FiletMignonEater. Banned for starting a thread based on "if you could rape one person, who would it be?" then returned posting pictures of his comically small penis, captioned with "WE ARE ALL NIGGERS IN AUSCHWITZ!" Can't make that shit up.
     
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    I'm pretty sure it's not him. There's a specific thread on here that if you followed on the old board it should be pretty easy to figure out who it is. I considered demanding immediate opening of the boobie thread and supermod power or I would reveal him, but I'm a nice guy so I'm not going to do that. Besides, I'm not even 100% sure I'm right.
     
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    It's
    Kojak.
    Your internet-fu is weak.
     
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    Damn, and I thought I was so smart...
     
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    My favorite moment has got to be the JFP thread. Until then I didn't know people could be that delusional. I still can't really believe he exists.
     
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    Yeah that's what I was thinking. Saints fans with a 1,000+ posts on the old board gave it away.
     
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    The easiest way to figure this out was that he posted the link on the Writers board yesterday. So much mystery in this new board.
     
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    And I believe he admitted to being a virgin.

    Probably has lots of time on his hands.



    What was the name about the dude w/ cartoons about giving some girl at his work a dildo?
     
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    Nirvana slave 5000, that guy was hilarious.

    Also anyone remember that girl who asked Tucker to her prom and everyone kept suggesting she goes with hot wheelz and if I remember correctly she posted pictures of herself and because her figure was guitar shaped, she became known as the guitar-shaped girl. Anyone remember her?
     
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    Re: Great Moments in RMMB History

    Basically any Philalawyer post, or story that was linked by Donika. Dude can write.

    I see no Rick James' Bitch or Durbanite appearances so far. The Virgin role is all mine. Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeee....
     
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    You forgot co-dependence. I swear to God, that was the only term she fucking knew. Check the Advice Boards.

    Having troubles with your girlfriend? Codependence
    Having troubles with your dad? Codependence
    Thinking you might have an alcohol problem? Codependence
    Want to leave your girlfriend? You bet your fucking bottom dollar you're codependent.

    I remember that. Drex and KFM ripped her a new asshole, it was hilarious. I think she actually stopped posting because they were flaming her so hard.
     
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    Let's try to avoid bashing old members/mods/etc for the sake of bashing old members/mods/etc.
     
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    I also had a love of the advice board. Tucker's USC girl/pee story was also a classic. In the end though my favorite aspect of the RMMB in general had to be the diversity. What other forum on the internet could you go to and discuss how you wipe your ass, string theory, football, movies, and decide whether or not to go to law school...all within 30 minutes?
     
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    I was a fan of Nirvannaslave5000 ridiculous cartoon and rambling posts (at first). The gifting of the dildo thread was one of the first if not the first that I had seen having just discovered Tucker Max and the RMMB in the middle of '07.
    I wish I was around for the Joey Porsche/Guido thread, there's not many in the midwest, but a couple of my cousins from New England are always bitching about how guidos have taken over there favorite bars.
     
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    THOSE FUCKIN GINNIES TOOK OUR FAVE-OR-RIT BAHS!
     
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    Fixed that for ya...
     
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    Unfortunately that still didn't make it funny

    Focus: My only favorite from the past year or two was Tyler's contribution. Before that there were too many to name.
     
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    Boobie thread - annabanana, smurfette and that eurochick? - We should have a poll on the most memorable boobs.

    Samsung Moments - Tons of cool pictures there.
    Advice Board - gems of insight such as: "If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and shits like a duck, then your sister is a whore."
    Quotes and insult threads- "Your Father reeks of elderberries".

    There were a lot of great threads. I actually liked a lot of thebunny's ramblings too. Oh and the doctor with the pacmanesque aviator.