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GOOOOOO PACKERS!!!!! The Superbowl Weekend Drunk Thread!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 2, 2011.

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  1. shegirl

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    We aren't talking about 10 years ago, we're talking about this SB and who will be on the field for it.

    As for the plastic cups, they aren't big or made of super duper strong plastic...squeeze and suck. Not exactly hard to do.
     
    #101 shegirl, Feb 2, 2011
  2. Jimmy James

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    I'll take "Shit People Say Out Of Context", Alex.
     
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    In the next 72 hours, I'll either be a) cashing a freelancing check that should have shown up in today's mail, or b) trying the new thing...

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    Who's going down with me?
     
    #103 Fracas, Feb 2, 2011
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    I wish there were a store that delivered alcohol.
     
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  5. Nom Chompsky

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    I like merlot.

    I love merlot.

    I'm crazy for merlot!

    I live for merlot!
     
    #105 Nom Chompsky, Feb 2, 2011
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    So you mean we're talking about Brandon Underwood?
     
    #106 MoreCowbell, Feb 2, 2011
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    Speaking of jello shots, these guys performed an experiment to determine the maximum amount of alcohol you can get into a jello shot. In regular jello you can get ~19oz of vodka and still have a firm jello but if you use sugar-free jello you can use 24oz of vodka.

    I think this may be more deserving of a nobel prize than "palladium-catalyzed cross couplings in organic synthesis."
     
    #107 Racer-X, Feb 2, 2011
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    I'm only 27, and I still feel like I'm too old for Jello shots.
     
    #108 Fernanthonies, Feb 2, 2011
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    So apparently the White Stripes are breaking up. Fucking lame. At least the Dead Weather still rock.
     
    #109 MoreCowbell, Feb 2, 2011
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    Just throwing my jello shot hat into the ring...I've made these a bunch of times for various house parties and every time they do their intended job by absolutely fucking up everyone who eats them. Instead of just straight vodka I mix 1 part cheap vodka and 2 parts 99 Bananas liquor. The bananas mixes really well with the jello flavor and has a higher proof than the vodka thus creating really fucking strong jello. Be warned though, most of the time people end up puking all over..they really are too tasty for their own good.
     
    #110 pinballwizard, Feb 2, 2011
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    There was a beer store around the corner from my apt in college that delivered cases. It was awesome. I miss Jamaican Mike.
     
    #111 Trickysista, Feb 2, 2011
  12. Nom Chompsky

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    You can definitely get alcohol delivered in NYC, too. Which is good when you're too young to get into bars.
     
    #112 Nom Chompsky, Feb 2, 2011
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    Came down with a nice cold the other day - so tonight consists of shots of this foul shit.

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    Here's lookin' at you, healthy weekend.
     
    #113 p00g0blin, Feb 2, 2011
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    Dude, I random grabbed it off google, it said something about "18andblahblahblah.com", it's fine. Besides, you can't actually see anything.
     
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    While everyone else was getting gas and bottled water for the big snow storm, I was getting booze and junk food, so I am set for the weekend.

    On a related note: fuck the liquor store in my town. I walk in, and there is just the one guy behind the counter, watching TV and smoking. He gives me a shitty "what the fuck are you doing here" look. I say hi, and grab what I want. I approach the counter and put down the bottle, followed by pulling out my ID (before he bothers to ask, because he will). I put my hand out with my ID in it, and he puts his hand out, and then stares at me. See, he is waiting for me to extend my hand further (mind you, my elbow is locked at this point) to place the ID in his hand, as god fucking forbid he make more effort than is absolutely necessary. I actually have to learn over the counter slightly to give him my ID.

    After checking the date on my ID, he tosses it on the counter, because while he wouldn't pick it up, I sure as shit will. He rings me up, and then when I pull out my debit card, he rolls his eyes and lets out a clearly annoyed grunt. I hand him the card (same procedure as the ID, complete with him throwing it back on the counter towards me), and finally after finishing the transaction, he just sits back down. No "Thanks for coming" or "have a nice day" or anything; just right back to watching his TV. I stood there for a minute shocked that he was SUCH a dick. He didn't even put the bottle in a bag, as that'd be too much effort.

    So yeah, won't be returning there. Fuck that place, and fuck that asshole. That combined with the other employee who wouldn't sell to my wife, despite the fact that my wife had a valid state drivers license, means that entire place and everyone who works there can go fuck themselves. They clearly only employ middle-aged disenfranchised assholes who treat customers like interruptions of their minimum-wage television watching. I seriously felt like a customer of Randal in "Clerks."
     
    #115 D26, Feb 2, 2011
  16. p00g0blin

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    I just farted.

    Felt good.
     
    #116 p00g0blin, Feb 2, 2011
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    Well the nice, light and fluffy snow provided for some thoroughly awesome skiing tonight. And the crappy roads meant that the hill wasn't crowded in the least. Except for 12 year olds yelling "ORGASM!" as if it were a dirty word from the chairlifts, or people going "HI!!! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!" as if anyone gave a shit.

    I just had a bacon and grilled cheese sandwich and am now having some nice red wine. A good day.

    In unrelated news, I've been watching the Red Greeen Show while eating breakfast lately:

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    ... nettdata with less money and more duct tape, I think.
     
    #117 ghettoastronaut, Feb 2, 2011
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    This thread is lacking

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    and for the wine lovers
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    #118 iamduffy, Feb 2, 2011
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    They peaked a while back, but this still sucks. Dah well.

    edit: Never mind, I'm a tard, was thinking of the Strokes.
     
    #119 RCGT, Feb 2, 2011
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    I HATE the Steelers. I grew up in Maryland and go to college in Baltimore, so Steeler hatred comes to me as naturally as Guinness to an Irishmen, or weed to Cheech & Chong.

    This video brings a tear to my eye everytime I see it:


    This one is also incredible, but needs to be muted to be fully enjoyed:


    Fuck the Steelers!
     
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