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GOOOOOO PACKERS!!!!! The Superbowl Weekend Drunk Thread!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 2, 2011.

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  1. shegirl

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    I have boobs, get off me.
     
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    We have sleet here. I live in New Orleans, Goddamnit. Motherfucker. We broke the world.

    Sorry for the reality check.

    Go back to trying to figure out what Nom Chompsky is.
     
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    Do you really mean to imply that you think Ben has ever 'plotted' anything in his life? You're giving him way too much credit. Calling any Rapeyburger mental process a "plot" is like calling tripping over your own feet "dancing."
     
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    Unfortunately, that's what makes us want to be on you.
     
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    By plotting I meant getting hammered and then hammering and unwilling, "it".
     
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    Also, y'all are strangely excited to see some 52 year old tits. Just sayin'.
     
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    52? No no. You have me confused with another mod whos name shall go unmentioned. *cough*Nettdata*cough*
     
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    Hoping to be even a fraction of the man Jim is.

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    Best. Thread. Ever.
     
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    The local booze store had a sale on a couple beers yesterday. This stuff was $12/case.

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    All systems go!
     
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    Which one of you has bigger tits?
     
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    Contradiction alert!
     
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    Last weekend we rectified the jello shot situation on Saturday. This weekend, we're trying again. I've got strawberry banana, cherry, and peach jello. I'm going to get some pineapple rum, but I don't think that's going to go very well with the strawberry banana. What is a fruitier alternative to straight up vodka to pair with the strawberry banana jello?
     
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    Three Olives has some great flavored vodkas. I am a fan of the grape. Reminds me of the Purple Drank I used to have during my younger redneck years.
     
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    Is it "infused" or "flavored"? We had some raspberry infused vodka last week and it was gross.
     
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    I have a friend that makes these for all party occasions. She just uses straight up booze, no flavor. She says if you use any of that other stuff, you can't taste the booze at all. She's made them with vodka, rum and cuervo (she did a margarita flavor once). And IMO, the peach just sounds nasty, with anything. The favorite is always hands down the cherry with vodka.
     
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    It is flavored vodka. I like it, but then again, I am hardly a fine liquor connoisseur. The only thing I will drink straight is vodka martinis, but I like them dirty so many would argue that isn't straight.

    I hate any peach flavored form of drink. To me, it just smells like dirty feet.
     
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    We had about the max amount of alcohol in ours (1 package of jello, 1 cup boiling water, 1 cup alcohol of choice) and the tastiest ones were the flavored rum ones. We had cherry with raspberry vodka (nasty) (but we ate them anyway because...wait to I have to supply a reason here?), strawberry with regular vodka (these had a serious kick), and tropical punch rum with orange and pineapple jello. The last two were super fruity and fantastic. That's probably the reason we got deliciously drunk. You have NO idea how much alcohol you're ingesting when the alcohol tastes like candy.
     
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    I think this is what they are going for. I haven't thrown a party for high school girls in a long time, but like Shegirl I think using fruity booze is a mistake. That shit just tastes weird, imo.

    What I would try is cutting up some fresh fruit and putting it in there if you insist on fruiting it up even more.

    And Vodka is for pussies. Use Everclear.

    Ps. The correct way to take a jellow shot is to throw it up in the air as high as you can and catch it in your mouth.

    It's much more fun that way. Trust me.

    EDIT: Stupid sidenote. I used to know some girls that would rock jello cups. Not shots. Massive cups full of alcoholic jello.
     
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    That's pretty much how we did it. Each cup had at least a full shot equivalent of alcohol. When it tastes like candy, you're like yum, let me have another. And before you know it, you've eaten a LOT of liquor in a very, very short amount of time (For the sake of quickness though, it's faster to have them in smaller cups. I think it may take longer to solidify if you have them in too big of a cup).


    This also makes cooking a fun filled event.

    PS: Homemade taco seasoning is so much better than those salt packages they pass off as taco seasoning.
     
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    Fudgepackers rape too!

    Whoever you cheer for your cheering for the rapists. As a former Green Bay resident and lifelong Bears fan I'll be cheering for a plane crash into the Packers locker room.

    And as far as jello shots go, if you use those cheapo plastic shot glasses that come on 250ct packages, make sure you have plenty of toothpicks or something to help loosen up the jello before shooting it. Its not fun when an entire party is pissed cause they call cut their tongues trying to take the shooter. Lesson learned.
     
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