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GOOOOOO PACKERS!!!!! The Superbowl Weekend Drunk Thread!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 2, 2011.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Big Nipples?
     
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    An ass, right?
     
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    Exactly
     
    #43 mya, Feb 2, 2011
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    ....You totally skipped vagina.....
     
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    From the router to the tooter.
     
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    Actually, I keep patients information confidential everyday. We can just extend the HIPPA regulations to include the confidentiality of certain suggestive images from an internet message board for this particular instance.
     
    #46 mya, Feb 2, 2011
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    I have learned that judging a girl by her tits alone is a bad idea and I am sure you have many other wonderful attributes - that still doesn't negate the fact that I would like to see your tits! You know, just so we can be sure that you can be trusted with a picture of Shegirl's tits...
     
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    Wow look at the white knight over here...
     
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    That right there is an example of guy logic at its finest.
     
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    Fortunately, this aint my fist rodeo...
     
    #50 mya, Feb 2, 2011
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    Have none of you (women excluded) ever seen a boob before? Christ, you do any search in Google and tits are popping up like daises. Shegirls boobs had better be pretty damn spectacular to justify this level of anticipation.

    So, Shegirl, just between you and me - are they? Spectacular, I mean?
     
    #51 Misanthropic, Feb 2, 2011
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    Motherfucker how dare you. Of course they are and they're attached to me. Win.
     
    #53 shegirl, Feb 2, 2011
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    Is that what the cool kids call it nowadays?

    Sometimes typos can be really funny.
     
    #54 $100T2, Feb 2, 2011
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    Touche, my friend, touche
     
    #55 mya, Feb 2, 2011
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    Gah. I hope so. I mean, I've heard of a detached retina, but -- ew.
     
    #56 Rush-O-Matic, Feb 2, 2011
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    So when do we put a picture of them in escrow? With Mya, of course.
     
    #57 JC62, Feb 2, 2011
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    Shegirl, you can't ever show your breasts. After this many years, they're bound to disappoint no matter how good they are. You could have breasts as beautiful as Hillary Clinton and it would still be meh.
     
    #58 Nom Chompsky, Feb 2, 2011
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    The Bionic Woman goes on a train trip across the country. She enters her compartment, and not realizing there is a man on the top bunk, detaches her bionic arm. She takes off her bionic foot. She removes her bionic eye. Removes her bionic ear. Removes her bionic leg. She looks in the mirror and sees the guy and shrieks. He pulls out a knife and says, "C'mon bitch, you know what I want, now unscrew it and throw it on up here."
     
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    If I cared about what the internets thought about my tits, I'd have posted them a long long time ago.
     
    #60 shegirl, Feb 2, 2011
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