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GOOOOOO PACKERS!!!!! The Superbowl Weekend Drunk Thread!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 2, 2011.

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  1. shegirl

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    Well, it's close, so very close. I've had multiple offers to go elsewhere and watch the game from, big screen HD TV's, to the bar. I've told everyone the same thing, "You don't want me there any more than I want to be there. No thanks."

    The SB isn't about some big party with a bunch of fucks that only watch one game a year. It's not for people that bring their 2 snotty little kids that whine and run in front of the TV. Hell, I love dogs and one year I made the mistake of going and there was 5 fucking dogs there, almost as bad as the kids. And on that topic, WTF is with this trend of everyone bringing their dog to everything? It's dinner for fuck sake, you can't leave the dog at home? I digress...

    Anyway, the weekend is almost here, my jersey and cheesehead are ready and I am so fucking god damned excited....TO WIN!

    Chater gave me the honors considering, GO PACK GO!!!! When they win I will finally post my funbags.

    The thread will remain up through next Tuesday.
     
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    Ha, more like Fudge Packers.

    Edit: I found this especially for shegirl
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  3. shegirl

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    Don't fuck with me dude. This is huge and I will ban you! Walk softly.
     
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    I had not decided who to root for (for whom to root?), and now this has tipped the scale.

    Also, am I the only one that didn't know that neither Pittsburgh nor Green Bay has cheerleaders?
     
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    Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

    My prediction: 31-20 Packers win.
     
  7. shegirl

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    A little to the left please.
     
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    Packers by 6. Two sacks by Matthews and a pick by Woodson.

    Much as I like to see Polamalu work...
     
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    I'm just glad I'm not the only who decided to pull for (RE: Bet on) the Pack just because I can't force myself to cheer for a rapist.

    I mean, he's a fucking RAPIST.
     
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    forget the superbowl.... Maryland Vs. Duke tonight.
     
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    Drew Brees respects the fact that, sometimes, other teams should have the chance to win a Super Bowl. He want's everyone to have a chance experience that very special feeling.

    Drew Brees canceled that hot date he had because he didn't want to miss your daughter's dance recital that she asked him to attend.

    Dree Brees would have (for real) retired to make way for Aaron Rodgers.

    Drew Brees knows that "No" means "No". He wants you to be comfortable with any decision you make, and won't pressure you into anything you are not ready for. "That's somebody's daughter" he'd say respectfully.

    Drew Brees promises to keep Big Ben from future rapings by sponsoring All-You-Can-Eat-Choco-Taco events in Pittsburg to keep the troubled QB's attention diverted. You know... From the raping.

    Drew Brees won't pick a winner for the big game because, "Just the fact that we are all here and healthy, we are ALL winners!"

    Drew Brees.
     
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    Drew Brees isn't gay, but he would let you suck his dick just because he knows it would make you feel good. He might even pay you $16,000.
     
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    Stop being mean.
     
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    I'll watch the game, of course, but I honestly don't give a shit either way. Yeah, Roethelisrapistberger is an asshole, so maybe I'll just root for the Packers, but I have no emotional investment in this game in any way.

    Meat packers versus steelworkers. It's like a blue collar Mardi Gras.

    Also, should any of you girls be interested there is an apparent stripper shortage in Dallas, so if you have ever wanted to debase yourself for a couple thousand dollars, here's your chance.
     
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    What's a Bears fan supposed to cheer for? A terrorist bombing in both teams' locker rooms?

    The Fudgepackers vs Roethlisberger the Rapist?

    The "Go Pack Go" cheer is just as bad if not more annoying than any Pittsburgh cheer.

    I might have to reluctantly cheer for the Steelers, or we'll never hear the end of it from Packers fans. If you live in Chicago now and know just how annoying the Packers fan already are, you'll probably agree. We don't want to hear about it for another full year.

    My main interest in the game might lie on eating some greasy food and hoping both teams' quarterbacks concuss.
     
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    Drew Brees gets distracted by the following:
    clowns, shiny things, apple juice boxes, cookies, monkey bars, boobies, the rain, the nice Arab guy that owns the 7-11, Z cars (vrooooooooooooom!!!), birdies, sunflower seeds, throw pillows, pencils, stocking hats and quaters (money!).

    Ben Rapeo is distracted by plotting his victims demise.

    Aaron Rodgers is only distracted by one thing, Chuck Norris. As it should be.
     
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    The beginning of this topic thread sucks the D ICK. Gooooooo Steelers!!!! Even though one day my Raiders will become champs again (Probably when Al Davis takes the long nap).
     
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    Because that would make for such a great game. Route for the rapeo and terrible towels, please.
     
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    You don't trust me?! As if.
     
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