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Goldfinger

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by DrFrylock, Nov 14, 2012.

  1. DrFrylock

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    Let's get right to the point: penises and vaginas are great, but really they're not very versatile. If you are sexing up a person of the appropriate sex with your penis, you might be able to control its general direction and velocity. If you are sexing up a person of the appropriate sex with your vagina, you have some basic control of orientation and pressure.

    However, on the ends of our arms, we have these vastly more capable apparatuses. Five independently-bendable appendages on each one with nearly three degrees of freedom. And yet, in discussions of intimate situations, they are often overlooked or condescended-upon. Yet I think, with practice, they can become the most powerful tools in one's arsenal. This thread is for celebrating what you can do - and have done to you - with the hands.

    FOCUS: What are your manual/digital techniques? How do you use your most flexible appendages in the bedroom? Have you ever encountered a "master manipulator" of sorts? What was that like, and what did they do to really rock your world?
     
  2. ghettoastronaut

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    I'm excited to read the first female poster who thinks she gives an amazing handjob.
     
  3. Angel_1756

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    I'm the best I've ever had. One night, after ~30 self-induced orgasms following a particularly intense long distance phone-sex session, I was left babbling incoherently and more dehydrated than I've ever been in my life.

    Handjobs are for (non)suckers.
     
  4. Nitwit

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    Now that's what I call playing the hell out of an organ. Ever done that in church?

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    I'm good with my hands and like having sex while giving and receiving massage.
     
  5. Parker

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    Well, I'm not one for handjobs as the main course, but during the warm-up stage, the previous girl and the girl now are great at them if they're getting fingered or licked. Its either the fact I'm enjoying them enjoying themselves or they're doing it instinctively instead of thinking it.

    Anyway, on to the bragging of Parker, which is what you all came here to read I'm sure. I've said in random places on the board, 90% of my porn is girls masturbating, I just love seeing girls enjoying themselves (shout out to Ifeelmyself.com). About 3 weeks ago, I told this to the girl and she was like "Oh you get to watch one time." She gets to it and then we just go on and have sex. Monday night, I just start warming her up and she just loses it "You did it just how I did, how did you pick that up?" I wasn't even trying, but I do have a habit of mimicking actions I see. That and the good old read and react.

    I'm also pretty good at massages, but I hate receiving them. I can't even seem to relax my muscles.
     
  6. Juice

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    Regarding masturbation:

    Sex is great, but its not the real thing.

    (A few will know the reference)
     
  7. Superfantastic

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    Haven't had a straight-up 'ol fashioned since high school, but in recent years I've had a few girls use their hands and mouth in a more hybrid action, and it's amazing. I'm not creative enough to come up with a term, but it's sort of an in-between, consisting of mostly strokes, and lots of spit and/or lube -- and that really is the key, I think. It's basically a super wet handjob, but it feels distinctly different (better) than me jacking off, even though she only uses her mouth 20% of the time at most.

    The biggest issues, for me, about the standard HJ are that the girl can't tell what feels best (even when she takes feedback, it's just not the same), and dryness. Mainly dryness. Well the hybrid technique solves both those problems by going almost overboard with spit (or lube, but I find spit hotter), making every stroke better, and the good strokes amazing. For example, imagine a girl doing ONLY down strokes -- doesn't seem like it would feel good, does it? If you're all slippery, though, it actually feels better with each stroke --there's basically no friction at all, just squeezing and sliding, on the same best spots, over and over. Ten strokes in a row, then a couple quick deepthroats, feels way better than either action on its own. You'll be ready to pop in minutes.

    And that's the other, possibly best thing about it: girls love it (or at least in my experience they do), for a couple reasons. One, even girls who truly love giving head can only do it for so long. Unless you're built like the asian dude from The Hangover, their mouth/jaw/neck get sore. No chance of this happening with hybrid technique, which means it can go longer, which brings me to reason number two: it always goes longer because the girls love the feeling of being in control without being "dom". It becomes a toy for them to play with. They can stroke as fast or slow as they want, play with the balls, slurp around the head without deepthroating, and control when you cum. And I'm telling you, they love it.

    Not sure I explained it very well, and I hope any TiBettes who know what I'm talking about chime in. Maybe I've been extremely lucky in finding three girls who like this, but it's something that anyone can try. I'm not promoting straight up HJ's -- at all -- but I agree with the spirit of the thread that hands/fingers are grossly underused (or grossly used, if you're doing it right - eh?) in this day and age.
     
  8. Nicole

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    Frylock, at this point you're making up topics to fit the titles, are you not?
     
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    Just wait until he gets to Octopussy and Thunderballs.

    Err, ball.
     
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    Who the fuck gets hand jobs? If I want to get jerked off I'll do it myself, pretty good at it by now, thank you.
     
  11. Parker

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    Leave him alone, this is the most exciting the board has been since the last time Frylock was here bumping threads. Do work Frylock.

    Nicole, I think you have a focus to address...we're listening.
     
  12. Rush-O-Matic

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    I expected someone to post this by now.


    One the one hand (see what I did there) I'd like to think I'm pretty handy (sorry) with my fingers; on the other hand, it makes me a bit insecure to think a girl is bragging to people about my phalanges instead of my dick.

    Meh, who am I kidding - the finger/tongue combo gets me more repeat business than little Rush does.
     

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    I suggested Moonraker with the focus being stories of anal rape with a hair brush, but he didn't go for it. Granted, there's only one person here who could contribute, but still...MOONraker???

    Oh, an on the Goldfinger topic--cleaning my bellybutton. I got an innie.
     
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    Suck it, fuck it, or leave it alone.
     
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