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God Help Us... TiB Drunk Thread In Real Life- 9/30/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 30, 2011.

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  1. bewildered

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    Godamn, I can't leave the house via my car. It's not safe anymore. Maybe I could get really nasty (nasty like sweaty, loud sex is nasty) greasy chicken sandwich food from Checkers across the street. It takes like 5 minutes to bike there. Hmmmm...
     
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    Hooray for long lunches.
    With The Guy.
    Hooray for booze making the part where I tell him some uncomfortable things* go more smoothly.

    Boo for not having more booze.

    *Uncomfortable things like that for his depression he needs counseling. Fuck my love life after all this bullshit. Whatever happens, it's either going to end in a forever relationship or me loving sleeping alone.
     
  3. Nom Chompsky

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    So you're not attracted to anyone until you see their ovaries?
     
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    Simply answering your thought about wondering what the difference is. Seems pretty easy.
     
  5. Nom Chompsky

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    I meant in practical terms. If you think some in a picture is hot, does it really matter whether they have testicles or not? I'd argue not. For a relationship or sex, sure, but as far as I'm concerned, if I find something sexy, it's sexy.
     
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    I think this spicy chicken sandwich is sexy. It was probably a female chicken. Does that make me a lesbian?
     
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    Maury does this all the time, and sometimes it's damn hard to guess which one is a dude.
     
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    Depends do you think THIS is sexy?!?!?!*
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    *Hint: If you do you are a necrophiliac!
     
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    Depends. Are you just taking bites out of the sandwich, or are you peeling open the bun and running your tongue slowly over the folds?
     
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    I'm enthusiastically masticating it.
     
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    Few people's are.
     
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    Kids inbound. Postings about loosing my sanity, and probably pictures of pure evil to come. (How you people can't recognize the concentration of all the worlds malevolence in three beings is beyond me.)
     
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    Just picked up 6 bottles of Southern Tier's Pumking. I'm in giggle fits with excitement!
     
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    I just watched the mailman fall outside and spill all the mail. I think he saw me laugh. Oh well, next time dont bring the mail at 5:30, Juan.
     
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    Laundry sucks. It sucks even more when you have to drive 60 miles to do it.

    I will also probably miss drunk skype part deuce. Sad times here in gravitas-land.

    Apropos of nothing, I have probably listened to this song over 500 times and I still haven't tired of it.

     
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    I much prefer the solo acoustic performance. He knocks the vocals out of the park.



    We could just post depressing songs until Sunday. Watch everyone drop like flies.
     
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    I'd hate to see that happen, so I say we start posting songs that make people want to get good and drunk.



     
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    Yeah, well the joke's going to be on you when he starts wiping your copies of Ass Burglar Weekly under his armpits before putting it in your slot. Heh, slot.

    Also, unrelated, I still like this version:

     
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    Depressing song ho.

     
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    Yeah, it's been one of those days.
     
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