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God Help Us... TiB Drunk Thread In Real Life- 9/30/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 30, 2011.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    Sometimes the squirrel pees on you.
     
    #81 Nom Chompsky, Sep 30, 2011
  2. Jimmy James

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    I wish I wasn't working right now. I have a feeling that tonight is going to be a shitshow.
     
    #82 Jimmy James, Sep 30, 2011
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    The more I think about it, I'm pretty sure it was boring typical stress-dream stuff that for whatever reason took the form of the meetup, and I think my boobs might have been a part of it in an "Oh my god! I forgot to put on a shirt!" way. But they were my boobs. Not animal versions of them.

    Also, it was in my apartment and you guys kept breaking shit. And the only people that were there were Nom, MoreCowbell, and PinkCup -because I know what they look like and my brain is lazy -and a generic version of all the assholes who kept being obnoxious.
     
    #83 audreymonroe, Sep 30, 2011
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    I BREAK ALL OF THE THINGS.

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    #84 MoreCowbell, Sep 30, 2011
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    I was hoping that you ended up sleeping with Nom in your dream, but it became a nightmare the next morning when you had issues explaining to him why you couldn't date him.
     
    #85 Frebis, Sep 30, 2011
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    They don't need to ask you face to face. All it takes is for someone to print a picture of your boobies from the boobie thread and bring it with them. Then, walk up to you and ask to get a picture taken together. When you aren't looking, just before someone snaps the picture, they hold up the picture in front of your chest.
     
    #86 lhprop1, Sep 30, 2011
  7. Nom Chompsky

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    Like fit women?

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    #87 Nom Chompsky, Sep 30, 2011
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    Pretty sure they're all gone. It's scorched earth unless Nettdata or Chater have a cache full of them somewhere.
     
    #88 effinshenanigans, Sep 30, 2011
  9. ex Animo

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    You were drunk? Haha. And here I was, thinking that you were actually really nice. Damn.

    Kidding. I'm up for another skype chat.
     
    #89 ex Animo, Sep 30, 2011
  10. Frebis

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    I think more than a few people here know all about right-click then "Save Image As..."
     
    #90 Frebis, Sep 30, 2011
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    Sure they were nice tits, but did any of you really save a picture of her tits? Because that's fucking creepy. And useless. It's not like you can rough up a suspect to just one random non-moving picture of tits.
     
    #91 Noland, Sep 30, 2011
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    Honestly, the "Save picture as" never crossed my mind.

    How many pictures of Nom's ass are on your hard drive?
     
    #92 effinshenanigans, Sep 30, 2011
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    I just made a strawberry mojito.

    I was missing several key ingredients, like a clean glass, fresh strawberries, and fresh mint. I made do with strawberry jelly, dried mint leaves, and a vase. I wish I were kidding.

    Also, the ice is all melted. Wah. The 6oz of rum make it allllllllright.
     
    #93 bewildered, Sep 30, 2011
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    Hmmmmmm.......
     
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    That's not another one of those transgendered dudes you like passing off as a hot women to get your sick rise out of us is it?
     
    #95 Kubla Kahn, Sep 30, 2011
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    You can tell the way the muscles sit on her that she is a SHE. I know a heavy lifter when I see one. She needs to do more squats and deads though, she kind of has skinny legs. Her back looks good though.
     
    #96 bewildered, Sep 30, 2011
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    If you're talking to me, 6.

    I thought the same thing.

    Kublahn, what's really going to bake your noodle is sitting up at night wondering what the difference is.
     
    #97 Nom Chompsky, Sep 30, 2011
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    cuz 5 was scared of it. Ha ha ha
     
    #98 bewildered, Sep 30, 2011
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    Blaring this in my office on a Friday afternoon is the best part of my day so far.
     
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    Though I love girl's who do the proper weightlifting work outs. Girl's that are athletic are all turn ons. A girl from my high school went from dumpy, to average, to stunner by running and participating in marathons. She was in the gym 5 days a week doing mostly cosmo ab work outs. She might not have had the Shimmered ass of steel but fuck if she wasn't a traffic stopper.




    Well one has female reproductive organs and one has a mutilated penis.
     
    #100 Kubla Kahn, Sep 30, 2011
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