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God Help Us... TiB Drunk Thread In Real Life- 9/30/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 30, 2011.

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  1. Kratos

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    I just discovered <a class="postlink" href="http://www.wtso.net" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">www.wtso.net</a>. My god, this just made work 1Mx better.

    Now if I just had a beer....
     
  2. shimmered

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    Your drunk you and my drunk me are surprisingly similar.
     
  3. lyle

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    First week of work at the new job done. Settled in quite nicely and actually pretty happy with the job, though have had a heatwave this week so was roasting in the office all day. The receptionist did bring us all ice creams throughout the day which was fucking awesome.

    And now to get trashed, there's a bottle of Morgans spiced rum with my name on it and I don't plan to be sober until Monday morning.
     
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    I don't see why any of y'all are wondering about what's going to go down at this get-together. They're Canadians. They'll spend the first 5 minutes on introductions then spend the rest of the night talking about hockey.
     
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    Or people will be in person like they are when they post here and the night will be filled with horny men begging to see hooker's tits.
     
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    I don't think anyone is going to ask to see my tits. It's not quite so easy to make that request face to face.
     
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    And how did that work out for ya?
     
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    Tell you another thing about Canada, their beer sucks.

     
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  9. Gator

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    You've been married too long.

    I would ask to see your tits, call your mom and ask her if it was OK to see your tits and then ask her if I could see her tits.
     
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    So how'd that pepper spray feel?
     
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    So my Gf just sprung that I'm going to the RenFest on Sunday. I have zero items for a costume. Anyone have any good ideas to get something put together quick (and cheap)?
     
  12. Nom Chompsky

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    I better like pumpkin beer, cuz I just got 24.
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I had a nightmare last night about the NY meetup. It was really embarrassing. I need to stop roaming around this site as much.
     
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    In your dream, did you ask if we wanted to see your tits instead of us asking to see them--and then when you pulled up your shirt, they were squirrels?
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I don't remember much of it, but I'm pretty sure that wasn't what happened.
     
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    Challenge accepted.
     
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    I tried it on a referral and it was really good. And I'm not a beer drinker per se.

    If you don't like them, send them to me C/O TiB Meet-Up Disaster North.
     
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    You Can't say that without details. Was I there looking like James Bond? Is Nom really a fire breathing dragon? Is Frank really Milly? Details, lady.
     
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    Our American drunken skype session will put their Canadian real life meet up to shame.


    Oh yeah.
     
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    This really re-defines the term "sweater puppies."

    Sweater squirrels?
     
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