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God Help Us... TiB Drunk Thread In Real Life- 9/30/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 30, 2011.

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  1. BrianH

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    You need to make a gif like that. You know, for your triumphant comeback.
     
    #721 BrianH, Oct 2, 2011
  2. hooker

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    How exactly does one make a moving GIF like that? You'd have to cut a movie, yes?
     
    #722 hooker, Oct 2, 2011
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    I just bought a pair of night vision binoculars.

    Why?

    Because fuck you, that's why.

    Mississippi deer season is about to get a whole hell of a lot more interesting now that I'm fully nocturnal. I'm going to go hi tech Seal team six on their fuzzy butts.

    That or I'll use them to go chase the goblins that knock on my walls.

    Either way, something's going to get shot.
     
    #723 toytoy88, Oct 2, 2011
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    Don't the really good night vision goggles fry when you expose them to even the slightest bit of light? I heard even a streetlamp will totally murder them. Or am I just crazy?
     
    #724 hooker, Oct 2, 2011
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    None taken. I figured it was probably posted before (because it's awesome), but I am an advocate of any repost that involves bouncing, and also boobs.
     
    #725 Roxanne, Oct 2, 2011
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    Temporarily. Really shitty ones might totally fry if exposed to a streetlight, but decent ones will just take a while for the phosphorescence to fade before you can distinguish shapes again. I have no idea how good toytoy's planning on getting, but even my $100 Russian monocular wouldn't fry from a streetlight. It's really cool technology, it is!
     
    #726 Crazy Wolf, Oct 2, 2011
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    I highly doubt the ones I bought are high dollars optics, so maybe I'll put them on and stare at the sun just for shits and giggles.

    I think someone once said that God looks after fools and drunks, and judging by my life thus far that person may have been right. By all accounts I should've died in a horrible diesel fire or something by now.

    My biggest concern at the moment is that everything I see through the night vision looks like the fucking Hulk. Is that legitimate legal defense if I shoot someone?

    "Your honor, my client only fired his gun because the deceased was menacing him and really fucking green."
     
    #727 toytoy88, Oct 2, 2011
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    Is that ever a concern for such things? I'm almost offended I think.

    Phew, Tigers.
     
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  9. BrianH

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    We hunted a lot of stuff in the Middle East with night vision and thermals. Two guys would spot stuff with thermals, the third would shoot it with an SR-25 that had night vision optics.

    Hell of a way to pass a Wednesday evening.
     
    #729 BrianH, Oct 2, 2011
  10. BrianH

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    You make a movie, and then make individual pictures from the frames, and then use something like this to put it together.

    Easy peasy, Japaneasy.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://makeagif.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://makeagif.com/</a>
     
    #730 BrianH, Oct 2, 2011
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    "Make individual pictures from the frames" sounds like way too much work.
     
    #731 hooker, Oct 2, 2011
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    I was looking for a tasteful squirting gif, but somehow found this instead. Personally, it is way better in every way.


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    #732 CharlesJohnson, Oct 2, 2011
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    HO-LEE-SHIT, this is awesome...

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    #733 hooker, Oct 2, 2011
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    If you give a fuck a lot of states have laws against this, night hunting as well as using any sort of beam of light to hunt with (spotlighting, lasers, IR, stuff like that). . But hey if you live on your own land in the middle of bumfuck it's basically up to you whether you care.
     
    #734 Kubla Kahn, Oct 2, 2011
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    Oops. I guess they don't let you link from their site.
     
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    #736 ssycko, Oct 2, 2011
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    Hahahahahaha...

    If it's eating my weeds and shitting in my field, it's fair game. I can't be held responsible for the fact that I"m more technologically advanced.
     
    #737 toytoy88, Oct 2, 2011
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    If I had my own land I would definitely try it on coyotes at night. Or hogs if I lived in the south. Or both.

    I slogged through a thick patch of woods for a couple hours. Heard several squirrels, kicked up a couple of rabbits, but the brush was thick enough that I never saw them. I need to wait a few weeks until the leaves are good and dropped. There were lots of deer tracks but and some well established trails, so I found some very good openings and areas for hunting them if I choose to go there this season.
     
    #738 katokoch, Oct 2, 2011
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    I can't be this drunk this early in the evening. I'm gonna fall asleep before nine, like old people.
     
    #739 MoreCowbell, Oct 2, 2011
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    The casserole sucked.
     
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