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Gobble Gobble Mother Effers! Thanksgiving Drunk Thread 2009!

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Nov 25, 2009.

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  1. Dcc001

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    Do the animals ever hide behind the barbeque?
     
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    I think that's a feeding device for them although, it looks like a BBQ.
     
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    If that's a feeding device, then all the irony in that photo just went out the window.

    And, if that's a feeding device, then isn't it technically cheating? Clearing the trees, sprinking food and hiding in some camouflage...those animals don't stand a chance! Unless they're prothonotary warblers, in which case they're wiley.
     
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    Are you kidding. He's a Great Huntermansomething. I bet he tells them to jump in the truck and they do.
     
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    More drinky talk.

    I was just stuck in an hour of hell traffic. For most, this isn't a big deal, except I live in St. Paul and work in Minneapolis (this is a 10-15 minute drive even in traffic). I also got bitched at by some whore and her daughter because I didn't stop 25 feet before them, as they were jaywalking.

    I am now on my way to the strip club (well in 30 min). Dollar beers and birthday party, I can't think of a better way to start Thanksgiving. I will definitely be "that guy" tomorrow.
     
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    I'm just going to drink, look at some tits, and maybe throw a dollar around or two. I'm generally not the one to be throwing down $20 (US of course) for some girl to rub on my crotch for 5 minutes. Call me conceited but I can get that for free.

    I know, I know, I'm not doing my part to stimulate the economy.
     
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    NO you are not, sir, and you should be ashamed. Those St. Paul strippers/single moms are in special need. They aren't like the fancy Minneapolis ones. However, your idea has merit.

    Some co-workers and I have decided to stay in town for a little while tonight and give thanks to our local Irish pub. Thanksgiving dinner hangover, here I come!
     
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    This morning my own personal holiday disease manifested itself: micturition syncope. What it comes down to is the morning after a night of heavy drinking I faint while pissing. Luckily I was able to both finish pissing, fill a glass with water, and place the glass on my nightstand prior to blacking out. As for Thanksgiving, not waking in a puddle of my own urine with a head injury is my goal for friday.
     
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    They only have class at KoD.

    This is not good, it's 5:20 and I'm 8 deep. Hello hangover.
     
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    It doesn't taste like cheating. It tastes like beautiful murder.
     
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    All I care about tasting is a screwdriver made with fancy juice, when I get home. If someone out there is drinking one right now, bite me.
     
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    Hey, all that back and forth, bumping and shit, all I have to do is lay on top and let the road to the work.



    So right now I am sitting in the back of the RV drinking whiskey and margaritas. There is a dog staring at me, and it is starting to bother me. She looks so, disapproving.

    Maybe she was a traffic cop in a past life.
     
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    Damn, no drinking for about 6 months for ol Bill. Drink one for me boys
     
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    designated driver tonight grrr, accidentally put a smiley here, sorry for the one person that saw it

    That doesn't mean I might not indulge in a teeny little combo of adderall and methadone (not much I promise). Yes I know what the street name for that is, and yes I understand why you shouldn't do it (because its really fucking pleasurable). Also, before judging, consider I'm probably doing 1/10th or less the dose of each of what the equivalent street drugs would be. It should be a fun evening folks. I hope each and every one of you gets home (or to a bed/floor/shower/stomach pump (I don't always make the triple and I have a fetish for nested parenthesis)) safe and sound tonight.
     
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    Since my persimmon puddin' is in the oven, now I can start drinking. I have a bottle of champagne left from my birthday last week so it's that with vodka and a splash of cranberry. Yummy.

    And what the fuck is dude above me talkin' about? Some of you people need help.
     
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    I've had terrible luck with persimmons this year!! The weather has ruined any chance of a good pickup of them. Also, I just prefer other things to alcohol. Its a curse; I know people automatically look down on it.
     
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    I get it now... you're name is really Bobby Hill, and that is La Grunta.

    It all makes sense now.

    Except for the free boat.
     
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    I had to really hunt for them... deer got to my usual trees before I could. I had to go to another spot and thankfully, found enough to get my three cups of pulp.

    Drugs are bad, mmmkayyy?
     
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    Its possible deer got to mine, they aren't that near the house. No problem, I won't bring drugs into the thread anymore, I was more or less just sharing my night with everyone, but there is such a thing as TMI. Enjoy your persimmoning! I really miss it, even the mash the pulp through the strainer part.
     
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    I used my great grandmother's sieve... but found a silicone spatula thingy worked better than the wood one that goes with it.

    *The persimmon puddin' comes out in three minutes and it looks nothing like my grandmother's did. This might be bad...
     
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