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Gobble Gobble Mother Effers! Thanksgiving Drunk Thread 2009!

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Nov 25, 2009.

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  1. Blue Dog

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    Well, I'm off of work until next Monday, and you know what that means, don't you? Time to go see all of your family that you love so much- yaaaay!

    Yeah right. In the immortal words of one "Pac-Man" Jones: We gon DRANK.

    So feel free to share all of your drunken thanksgiving escapades you experience this week. I, for one, am heading to the hunting camp. We started doing my immediate family thanksgiving out there last year with a family whom we are very good friends with, and it has all the makings of one giant drunkfest. I've got my pregaming drink (2 cases of Coors Light), my thanksgiving dinner drink (Wild Turkey 101), my after dinner drink (Nochello), and my thanksgiving hangover drink (Bailey's, Kahlua, and chocolate milk- yum!). I think I've got a bottle of red wine somewhere too, I lost count. Needless to say, I'm ready to go.

    I'll be in and out all week, but Happy Turkey Day everyone! *Crack* *Sip* Ahhhhh! That's delicious!
     
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    I am going down to LA with Jägerette's family in their RV to do T day at my mom's place.

    That means during the 6 hour ride, there will be much whiskey consumed, and I may try and nail Jägerette in the back and join the 75mph club.
     
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    A drunk thread on a Wednesday! You Americans are almost as crazy for booze as we are.
     
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    Just finishing up the H1N1 data feed for VA and I'm getting the fuck out of here.

    I already have a bottle of Jag and a case of Bud Light in the fridge ready for consumption. I usually try and outdo myself every Wednesday before Thanksgiving. I want to be the relative that shows up to Thanksgiving with a headstart because I'm still drunk the night before.

    Dcc001, you know I'm in Canada South so I get the best of both worlds. The drinking of Canada and the rest of the States.

    What's everyone drinking? Anyone else participating in some dangerous, high-speed, sex besides Jager?
     
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    Crazy Americans... we had our ThanksGiving a month ago, like normal people.

    We're still drunk.
     
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    You're also into hockey, which means you should probably put the feelers out in your family about liver donation sooner rather than later.
     
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    That's not drunk, that's normal.

    And, nailing your GF while her parents are up front seems wrong. Freak.
     
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    I have obligations to friends and family while I'm back home, but I'm quite certain that Mr. Beam will be directing most of my event planning this week. It would appear as though my high school buddies and I have all separately spent the semester drunk off our asses, so conglomerating on the act seems the only reasonable choice.
     
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    I find your lack of proper deference to your American overlords disturbing. I don't care for this shift in the power dynamic. Not one bit.
     
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    ...wait...I thought a Canadian was running the board now...isn't HE the overlord?
     
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    I'll be spending my Thanksgiving the way you're supposed to. At Churchill downs, drunk, screaming and yelling at horses that fuck up my trifectas.
     
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    i accidentally drank 7 beers on my 3 beer drive. whoops! but if yall think im gonna bow to a stinky canadian yall better think again, muchachoes! VIVA EL FRIGGIN REVOL- LU-SHE-ON!
     
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    What does it matter between the two? One's at the top and one's at the bottom. Seems kinda equal to me.

    Did you know that when you cop a buzz every other word is yall?
     
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    College night at the bars downtown tonight...going to try and stretch my budget well for tonight.
    $2 IPAs here I come!
     
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    I have my beer delivered too my door; the milkman and the beerman get in fights on who gets to deliver first.

    Focus: My roommates and I have decided to have a second Thanksgiving, instead of saying thanks for the things we have, were just going to get ridiculously drunk, maul a cooked bird (likelihood of ingestion of said bird is unlikely) and making asses of ourselves.

    Which, coincidentally, is fairly similar to regular Thanksgiving.
     
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    I hear everything he writes being said by Leatherhead, the Cajun alligator from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

    FERMEZ LA BOUCHE, SHERI.
     
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    mother fuckin cest bon! im on the deer stand. everyone- shhhhhhhh!
     
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    I hope you have life insurance, or Aflac.
     
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    Psh. Ye of little faith. What could POSSIBLY go wrong when you combine firearms, ammunition and beer?
     
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    And sitting in a tree stand. We'll call him, BlueSafteyFirstDog.
     
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