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Get your freak on girl...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Oct 24, 2011.

  1. Nettdata

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    ...kinda freaky.

    From BoingBoing:

    TSA goes through woman's luggage, finds sex toy, leaves pervy note



    Ewww.

    FOCUS: Share your own mishaps with your sex toys, or that time the dog trotted out into your dinner party with that 12" black dildo. (Yep, I'm looking at you, Sack).
     

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  2. Nettdata

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    Best comment from the post:

    "It's never YOUR dildo. It's always THE dildo."
     
  3. RCGT

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    I find it kind of strange that the one time this happens, it's to the writer of a feminist site... unless of course it happens all the time, and you ladies are just too embarrassed to say anything. Input?
     
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    My first girlfriend's family took a very light-hearted and open view on teaching her sexuality. So, as a prank, someone gave her a tiny vibrator. She, in turn, put that thing everywhere. It was the running gag in her house. It would be found in the silverware drawer one week, her dad's briefcase the next. The most embarassing example was when it made it's way into her mom's glove compartment and she only found it when she was pulled over with two kids in the backseat. The best part was it was kind of faulty, so it would turn on randomly. Imagine being in a meeting and hearing a faint buzzing noise from your briefcase...
     
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    Not exactly the same, but I once packed a...personal item in a checked bag. When I got the bag back, there was a notice that they'd looked through my bag and my toy was gone. I was too embarrassed to call the airline and report it missing, so I have no idea what happened to it. I'm hoping that they just threw it out, any other possibility is creepy.
     
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    It would've been way more fun if they'd turned it on and put it in someone else's bag.
     
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    Would have been better if the note ended with "guuuuuuuuurl."
     
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    Seems about right from the looks of most of the TSA agents I've seen.
     
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    A "friend of a friend" is a constant target for pranking in this area, because:

    1. He never, ever packs his bag himself. I have no idea why, but he always gets a friend to do it; and
    2. He often attracts the attention of customs agents for some reason that I don't want to know.

    Last time he went overseas, we bought the biggest jelly dildo we could find at the local adult shop and it was packed on the top of his clothes in his suitcase. It was neon pink and so thick it would make the average porn star cry.

    I don't know what happened when he got off his flight, but he didn't talk to us for a couple of months when he got back.
     
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    Theoretically, that sex toy COULD have been made of C4

    <a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C-4_(explosive" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C-4_(explosive</a>)
     
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    The only mishap I can really think of is having to teach my roommate how to masturbate.

    The only problem was that this was the toy she bought herself
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    We had a very long talk about clitoral stimulators, lubricant, and why she should have started with something smaller. I made awkward diagrams and she had trouble looking me in the eye for some reason.
     
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    She really wanted to do this

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    FocusI once got the vibrating part of the nipple suction cup thing stuck in my wife's vagina. We were using it as a clit stimulator as her nipples are about as sensitive as the crusty skin on your elbow (they came free with a glass dildo) I poked it in the opening too far and wasn't able to dig it out without a lot of effort.
     
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    I'm having a hard time figuring out the geometry of that thing. Where's the other end supposed to go? Maybe I'm just not watching kinky enough porn...
     
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    It looks like the non-phallic end is flexible and vibrating, so that you can move it onto your clit. It seems like it require some maneuvering and taking a fair bit of the penis part though.

    I guess if you were really enterprising you could do a vaginal anal thing, but that might be tricky.
     
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    That's from a standup special, I just can't remember who it was.
     
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    Fight Club.
     
  18. TanishaEileen

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    ha! I can't decide if I should feel offended or giggle. I don't know how i'd react if I recieved that note in my lugagge. To be honest i'd probably laugh it off and then post it on random sites to give others a good laugh as well!!
    It reminds me of moving recently. I have a few sex toys... more than a couple of vibrators. So it is easy for me to lose them randomly in my messy room and then completely forget I even have it. I had bought one in Vancouver and apparently lost it- although again, without even thinking about it.
    I live with my parents- awkward I know. We recently moved and the only cleaning I had left to do in my room was under my bed- and I didn't even bother, thinking when the movers come to move things i'll get it done after when all the big furniture is out of my room.
    I remember when they arrived at the new house with our stuff and I was directing them, two of the guys were sorta giving me this extra long stare/look. I just thought they were so intranced by my beauty (ha!) that they couldn't stop staring or giving me that twinkle that was evident in their eyes.
    However, after getting home later, I noticed my vibrator sitting in the middle of the floor where my bed had been covering. I realize now that it had nothing to do with my beauty and more so a "haha I saw your vibrator" kinda stare. Its kind of embarassing. I just hope that my parents weren't in that room after they removed the bed
     
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    Somewhat related question: Why do some people feel the need to show me their toy stash? The older I get, the less interested I am in how my friends and acquaintances get off, yet they seem to think I care. Just last night, a friend of mine was going into great detail of getting bent over and how a toy was involved.

    It didn't help that she and her husband are both extremely overweight...