Get Your Act Together Chompsky, WDT, Today Until Later

It's true, we had a WDT run for 4 and a half months but couldn't get one up today, for some reason.

It's true, that I'm not sober, and this won't make much sense.

And it's true we named our children after towns, that we'd never been to. And it's true that the clouds just hung around, like black Cadillacs outside a funeral.

But we're done done done with all the fuck fuck fucking around, so let's get into it.


Focus: I have none.

 

I still hurt like a motherfucker, goddamn this sucks. I can barely do anything.

 

Wouldn't be the first time.

In unrelated news, why do women of all ages seem to think it's appropriate to drop 50 Shades of Grey references in all facets of life? Reading it in the breakroom at work, making jokes about "ha ha ha but I don't mean like 50 Shades of Grey!" after using the cliched "nothing in life is black and white".

 

I felt lost without this.

I'm hoping some beers gets rid of this headache I've had for the last few days.

Here's a picture from fishing today, it snowed most of the day and at times I couldn't see shore from whatever spot I was in.

Spoiler

 

They want you to pin them against the war and fuck them into an ethereal mist.

Don't ask it'll ruin it.

As far as me getting it up, you were too boipussy to find out, so you can't say sheeeeeit.

 

Whatever. Economy of effort is both a principle of lane theory and a principle of war. Can't go wrong.

 

Silly, you spelled "swell" wrong.

Spoiler

 

This year has been The Winter Without Winter II-- A sequel to last year, it's been cold but it has only snowed once since winter began. There is no snow whatsoever outside, it's been like that for over a week.

This:

 

Go on.

 

Well, I thought your ny resolution was to shut your mouth you missy!

There's nobody here - I thought maybe you were bored.

Meh, did I say I was going to resolve that? Or, did I say I was just thinking about it? It was more important to my fellow man that I continue to give. Besides, if you don't have an ex you're trying to spite, what's the point of getting all in shape other than showing off your bod on the internet? Isn't that why Al Gore invented it?

 

Because when you're not getting laid, running 20 km on the weekends just for fun sounds like a fantastic idea.

 

My lower right ribs hurt. It hurts to breath, taking a full breath requires some intense pain. Nothing traumatic happened to them. They just started hurting. Fucking eh, if its like this tomorrow and I still can't breath right I'm getting it checked out. It sucks walking up a flight of stairs and almost passing out because you can't get enough air. And no, I'm not some fat bastard, I just cant take any sort of reasonably deep breath.

 

When is the sex change scheduled to go down?

 

Persian men would be so disappointed by you right now.

 

So per a ton of questions via rep, I found out my wife is actually 22, as opposed to turning 24 in a few months as I had been led to believe. Overall not a big deal but a shock none the less. First date was a few months after her 18th birthday, except for you know, she told me she was 20.

So I'll be 30 this year with a 23 year old wife, score?

 

I saw this on BuzzFeed yesterday and wondered, "Parker, is that you?":



Also, I've done a decent amount of traveling outside the US, and the only trouble I've ever had was when the money exchange clerk in Amsterdam tried to shortchange me, but I'm reading up on the cities we plan to visit this summer and well... I'm a bit frightened. I can check a knife in my luggage, right? Nom, sober up and hold me and tell me I won't be kidnapped for ransom.