This is a topic that has been brewing for years now. A fantastic writer, a fantastic person, has been confined to a wheelchair for all his days. Not simply a wheelchair, but a "I need you guys to do everything for me" kind of wheelchair. This particular person is one of the best day-to-day writers I've ever read, and a worthwhile presence on this board. So my focus is this: Find a way, by rook or by crook, to get Hotwheelz laid. I don't give a shit if it's a hooker, your friend, some girl you met, etc... If it's a hooker, we'll set up some innocuous paypal. This WILL HAPPEN. GET RAUL LAID! Edit: rename it anything you want, as long as it draws attention.