Yes, you guessed it, one year I received soap-on-a-rope as a Christmas gift from my girlfriend's grandmother. I didn't know if she was trying to tell me I smelled bad or that I shouldn't be dropping the soap when I showered at the YMCA. It was one of the worst gifts I have had the pleasure of opening. The most useless gift I received was from my great aunt when I was 14. I was in my sophomore year of high school and all my gifts that year were either clothes, CD's, or SNES games. I opened up my great aunt's gift and it was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Donatello I do believe. WTF? I wasn't 8. I had no idea what to do with the toy, so I gave it away to one of the neighbor kids. FOCUS: What are some of the worst gifts you have received for Christmas? Ever watch your Father open a gift from Mom, only to watch his smile turn to a frown over his new bad ass yellow, pink, and brown turtle neck sweater? We want to read about these horrible gifts.