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Furry Midgets' Quest To Destroy Jewelry

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Angel_1756, Dec 20, 2016.

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  1. Angel_1756

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    The Big Four-Oh

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    It's the holidays, let's play a game. Describe your favourite book in exactly six words and we'll see if we can guess it.

    Apart from the subject line, here's my submission:
    Goth Hacker Bangs Journalist, Solves Murder
     
    #1 Angel_1756, Dec 20, 2016
  2. Juice

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    Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

    Ugly alcoholic writer fucks women, hates the post office.
     
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    Was that a Berenstain Bears?

    Mine: Superdog rules the Klondike, outlives owners.
     
    #3 katokoch, Dec 20, 2016
  4. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Post Office or Factotum.

    Mine:

    British drunk in Mexico is drinking.
     
    #4 Crown Royal, Dec 20, 2016
  5. Juice

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    Well done. Either of those works.

    It's gotta be Under the Volcano by Lowry.
     
    #5 Juice, Dec 20, 2016
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    Call of the Wild

    Ballplayer's fucked-up childhood includes lowcountry assrape.
     
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    Prince of Tides.

    Also Women by Bukowski

    Kindly brit plays God, gets eaten.
     
    #7 downndirty, Dec 20, 2016
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    Alt. Focus - Same rules but movie(s)

    19 year old gets buttered up
     
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    Last Tango in Paris

    change we can believe rustic setting
     
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    Cowboy roams through time, always repeating.
     
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    I don't read much, not sure
     
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    Is it this one?

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    Disease causes apocalypse, devil in Vegas.
     
    #12 Kampf Trinker, Dec 20, 2016
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Jews create superheroes in NYC landmarks

    And

    Girl kills herself rather than write
     
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    Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay?

    Arrogant dipshit fails as hotdog salesman
     
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    Only one I can possibly think of is Confederacy of Dunces.
     
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    Confederacy of Dunces.

    Is that the Dark Tower series? I only read the first one.

    Under the Volcano.

    That is so vague. I don't even know where to begin. Porn?
     
    #16 Kampf Trinker, Dec 20, 2016
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    Boom.
     
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    Just call me Topher

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    The Bell Jar?
     
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    Life as a House?
     
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