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Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by iczorro, Oct 23, 2009.

  1. abneretta

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    From this post and other rape commentary:

     
  2. Allord

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    From my Rant and Rave post about setting up drinking with that chick with the ridiculously perfect ass upon first meeting her at the library:

    This one's so hot I wouldn't even care and would probably fuck her several times before even asking if she owned a bed.

    Fuck, I'll be pissed if I've somehow wound up in a situation where I'm surrounded by ridiculously sexy hobos. I mean, I know that as a person who actually pays rent I'll be like fucking Tiger Woods among this particular demographic of phenomenally sculpted female figures, but fuck.

    On the other hand, it's not like it's as bad as fucking a couple of dudes in the ass with a hairbrush. At least I'll have some dignity.
     
  3. katokoch

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    I've had a few posts about my me and my roommates getting threats of eviction from the city and having the house searched, etc., and when we successfully fooled the inspector today, someone did make me laugh.

     
  4. Allord

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    All right, this was a green to the above post.

    HAHAHAH
     
  5. Samr

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    In regard to this.

    That's awesome.

    I catch so much shit for that, both at work and at home. I make jokes about it myself as well (like the one above). When something like that happens, you can either fall victim to it and let it control your life, or you can laugh and (try to) move on.

    About two or three months ago, I was working at the school where it was initially discovered (one of my bosses saw my eye twitch and saved my life) and they're always giving me crap over it. So one of the teachers comes up to the front and says she's having a killer migraine. I, of course, look her dead in the eye, deadpan "it's probably a brain tumor" and everyone busts out laughing. She looked at me, horrified, and walked away. Apparently she had no clue it was a joke. Whoops.
     
  6. NickAragua

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    Thanks for reminding me. I visited "Metetse" and "Butte" recently, and things get kind of blurry after that.
     
  7. iczorro

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    The guy that rapes other dudes with brushes claims my carpet is unruly based on this.

    Cat toy, cat toy, raining. Stop molesting people, freak.
     
  8. shegirl

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    As I'm sure many already know mods/admin can see rep. Apparently BD was checking up on mine to see who enjoys my making fun of his buttbuddy Drew Brees. Here's what he found and his responding comment.

    I just bought a ticket to the bayou. I'm comin' and hells comin' with me!
     
  9. BigChops

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    I think Allord may be a little obsessed with my Avatar...

     
  10. WWSwagger

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    In response to this picture from the Victoria's Secret thread:

    Heh, as if weaknesses are something we choose.

     
  11. Supertramp

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    Okay, here we go:

    Re: my post regarding the death of the luger.
    Re: my post regarding restricted abortion rights in Utah. It took me a little while to get it.
    Re: My post describing the specific type of woman I like.
    Re: My post saying that I didn't like the fact that I used to jerk off a lot.
     
  12. WWSwagger

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    In response to my original.

    Um.....yeah still interested
     
  13. jennitalia

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    Crown Royal in response to the picture of my vibrator that I said was the best purchase under $100:
    And a couple of marriage proposals, just for kicks:
     
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    This is why I love/hate you people:

    Regarding the post I made about my car being broken into.

     
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    For this post in the "How Do You Like Your Men" thread:

    Yeah, definitely a mental picture I could have lived without.

    Not quite as bad as when I was fixing her computer the last time I visited her and seeing RedTube on her IE's "most frequently visited sites" list, though. Again...some things, you just don't need to know.
     
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    Creeper Scale says 9.5 and rising.
     
  17. ssycko

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    and then the cherry on top, one right after the other:

    For the avatar thread:
    and the Olympics (on saying I only liked hockey):
    HYPOCRISY, I SAY AT YOU, SHE-GIRL

    I think I'm going to change my avatar to like Stone Cold or something, so that people start thinking I'm a professional wrestler.
     
  18. Diablo

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    A few of the many Top Gun references given in response to my flight gear picture:

     
  19. MooseKnuckle

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    I recently ranted about having diarrhea. Got a chuckle out of scotchcrotch

     
  20. ssycko

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    der...this is a weird one. Out of this:

    comes this:

    Allord, methinks you have a lover.