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Funny Rep Comments

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by iczorro, Oct 23, 2009.

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  1. Crazy Wolf

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    If a mod could merge these so I'm not double-posting, I'd appreciate it.
    I got this from the lottery-winning thread, it made me laugh a bit.
    From the lottery thread, in response to my wishes for a well-planned, well-stocked, well-defended home.
    You mean that if you had $30 million dollars, you wouldn't put at least some of that money towards preparing for a near-impossible* scenario? Clearly you and I have different priorities.


    *zombies=impossible. Brain-rotting aggression-inducing diseases? Possible.
     
    #41 Crazy Wolf, Jan 21, 2010
  2. ssycko

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    From the Female Perspective thread:

    WHO ELSE THINKS I'M A LESBIAN.

    SG EDIT: I was going to rep you "I always though you were a chick". Whoops.
     
    #42 ssycko, Jan 21, 2010
  3. Durbanite

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    I think she might be on to something there.
     
    #43 Durbanite, Jan 21, 2010
  4. whathasbeenseen

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    In response to a picture in the tattoo thread

    This was funny the first few times I'd heard it, like around age 8 or 9. It stops being so much as time passes.
     
    #44 whathasbeenseen, Jan 21, 2010
  5. shegirl

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    For my post in which the dickhead pissed me off, told me to shut the fuck up and then he got banned for good:
    I wasn't moody....ok well, I was in a pretty bad mood to begin with but after CuntForBrains said what he did to me, it flipped my bitch switch on to full power.
    And for the record, this rep was from a male member. *nipflick*

    EDIT: It took a freakin' PM from the rep giver to alert me he said "moddy" not "moody". Now I can't read too. Fuck it. I'm leaving it as is. When else would I ever get to use "CuntForBrains"?
     
    #45 shegirl, Jan 21, 2010
  6. jennitalia

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    A couple of my favorites from the ever-popular boobie thread:

    "Well aren't you a wiley little minx? Your boobs do look tastier than a sundae in summer time..."

    "I would fuck you so hard, like you don't even know. But in the ass of course. I can't wait..."
     
    #46 jennitalia, Jan 21, 2010
  7. travdiddy84

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    "i masturbate to TLC's Little People, Big World."

    In response to my post about seeing a midget grocery shopping for itself.
     
    #47 travdiddy84, Jan 22, 2010
  8. mya

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    I'll post this because I feel like I have to give this guy points for the segueway...from home repair to boobies. Ahh, to have some insight into the male mind (in this case courtesy of netdata)

     
    #48 mya, Jan 22, 2010
  9. Cult

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    I don't have anything too funny, I just found it surprising that people seemed to unanimously agree that looking like Steve-O is in fact a bad thing.

    That made me smile a little bit though.
     
    #49 Cult, Jan 23, 2010
  10. Crown Royal

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    The Village Idiot in regards to my wife punching me in her sleep

     
    #50 Crown Royal, Jan 25, 2010
  11. IAmWillIAm

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    My post:
    oicu812's rep:
    Makes me giggle.
     
    #51 IAmWillIAm, Jan 29, 2010
  12. kdeuce

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    I just tried to wipe that bug off my screen. HaHa! -Nitwit-
    Your avatar made me jump out of my skin! Good job. -Currer Bell-
    Fuck your Avatar. -Sam N- (neg rep)
    Oh my God. I caught your avatar out of the corner of my eye. I jumped and ewwed then I realized what it was. THANKS FOR ALL THAT. -shegirl-
    Fuck your avatar. Dick. -Decatur Dave-

    Seems as though my avatar fools quite a few people.
     
    #52 kdeuce, Jan 30, 2010
  13. Benzilla

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    It's been a long time since I've been called gay, Frebis broke my streak.

    Funny thing is, that was a green dot.
     
    #53 Benzilla, Jan 31, 2010
  14. sunny jim

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    Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:31 am Clearly a blantant lie. toddus Re: But what about the genetical evidance!

    funny because he spelt it wrong, and I do not lie!
     
    #54 sunny jim, Jan 31, 2010
  15. bebop007

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    Even though it's a potshot at my fellow nerd-in-crime it's too funny not to repost here

    From this post

     
    #55 bebop007, Feb 1, 2010
  16. Mike Ness

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    More cowbell agrees with what doesn't turn men on.



    And nothing causes boners like the word ovulating, right? MoreCowbell Re: Rant & Rave Thread
     
    #56 Mike Ness, Feb 1, 2010
  17. The Village Idiot

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    No wonder your bitter sarcasm is so condensed. It gets no other outlet.~Dcc001

    Fair point, Dcc.

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    Rainman Did it, and he was a ruh-tard...~thevoice

    True, but he did have one skill. Which at last count, was one more skill than I currently possess.

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    The pills are actually Midol because from all the whining she must just assume your vagina hurts. Good luck on the interview tomorrow, Nancy. Break a boob!~Gator

    Yes, my wife is feeding me all sorts of drugs. Don't be too hard on her though, she singlehandedly has prevented the mass murder of 3,298,098 citizens at last count.

    And for the record, I tried to break both my boobs. We'll see.
     
    #57 The Village Idiot, Feb 2, 2010
  18. OBY

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    In the thread about "the coolest thing you own" I said my 2008 Scion tC.

    From Gator:
     
    #58 OBY, Feb 2, 2010
  19. Allord

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    It's reps like these that make me think I should start some sort of blog:

    And it's reps like these that make me think if I ever joined twitter my head would explode:

    I could be just like Hotwheelz! Except without his unique perspective! Or just like Philalawyer! But without being a lawyer from Philidelphia, and without all thatlife experience and insight!

    I'll just prattle on about nothing in an entertaining way! Yeah!
     
    #59 Allord, Feb 2, 2010
  20. whatisinaname

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    Hoping to be even a fraction of the man Jim is.

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    Unrequited anger is funny. Sad, but funny. I give you my only two red dots in the history of TiB, both from the same anal rapist...err, poster.

    And the second pleasant one, from tonight. I'm still laughing too hard at this uber-stud to type.

    Issues...the man has issues.
     
    #60 whatisinaname, Feb 5, 2010
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