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Funny Rep Comments

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by iczorro, Oct 23, 2009.

  1. iczorro

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    Funny PMs

    We don't have rep anymore, but we still give each other feedback all the damn time. It's just who we are as a board.

    Here is the place to put up the funniest, drunkest (I'm looking at you, BlueDog), most random PMs you have gotten from other members about shit you have posted.

    I'll start it off:

    My post: After getting caught by my mother (as posted in the grocery bag condom thread), as my Mom was herding us out of the house, she called my girlfriend's father, who was a bi-polar ex-pastor who worked in the lumber department at Home Depot. I had mostly been staying at their house for about a month, but down on the basement couch, where of course, Mandy would come pay me visits.

    Never saw her parents again, broke up with her shortly after. My Mom, meanwhile, stole my car keys so she could ground me, and forced me to go to 8 weeks of counseling at a "Church approved" counselor.

    Kuhjäger's PM:
    Oh mandy, I came and she couldn't see, cause I came in her eye. Oh mandy

    Kuhjäger cracks me up on the regular, but I was blind sided by the Manilow reference.
     
  2. Nettdata

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    I know we don't have reps (yet), but we do have PM's.

    List the funny ones here.

    And the key word is "Funny", as in "Funny how they'll be deleted if they're not funny."


    Have at it.
     
  3. MisterMiracle

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    From the stalker thread:

     
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    For my post about the MMF threesome on the old RMMB memories thread.

    Via travdiddy84

    Yeah that was me. Thanks for continuing to bring that up. You fuck.
     
  5. Supertramp

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    For my post in the Friday thread:


    You hooked up with the girl you wanted..... you banned the bitch you hate. WHy is ther any psych through behind this? Seriously. My urine brings out better thought and your urine knows to dump this shit now.
     
  6. kuhjäger

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    From Zyron

    Testicular cancer for the win!
     
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    Subject: Now that's a Kodak Moment

     
  8. Allord

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    For my post on the motto suggestions:
    Jesus, I have a fan. God help us all...

    For my first call out in the H1N1 thread:
    Another fan? Um...sort of?

    H1N1 again:
    I seriously can't handle this much love. What the fuck. Need.....hatred....
     
  9. Rob4Broncos

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    For my recent rant about the girl in my dining hall:
    Good to know you guys can still bring your A game.
     
  10. shegirl

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    I read that while taking a sip of my hotter than shit Won Ton soup and I still laughed. Perfection.
     
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  12. RCGT

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    Heh... I had to look that one up.
     
  13. shegirl

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    And how would you know gay guys think dicks are ugly? Hmmm??? Nancy.
     
  14. MooseKnuckle

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    For my R&R post:

    Fuck all of you fucking fuckers!
     
  15. taste_my_rainbow

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    Rep for the boobie thread post

    Yes, yes it is.

    He pays attention. If only the boys on the job site knew about this place...
     
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    Thank god. My fears of sharing porn being weird have been put to rest.
     
  17. Crazy Wolf

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    For my post here, I got this:
    Sacrifices must be made.
     
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    For my post here:
    Hmm, it's a different kind of socially retarded that people expect from a metalhead. In 1989, it certainly wasn't glasses/nerd/walking encyclopedia but can't communicate to save one's own life. Today, it isn't clean-cut/walking encyclopedia but can't communicate to save one's own life. This isn't the thread for this shit, is it?
     
  19. dixiebandit69

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    From kuhjäger about this post on the Kodak thread:
    "Half of that height is veggies. Are you some kind of faggot?"

    NOW JUST A DARN TOOTIN' MINUTE! What do you mean by "some kind?"
     
  20. PIMPTRESS

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    For my Rant and Rave:

    MooseKnuckle-

    DeltaBelle-

    and for my post in the Dinosaur thread:

    Crazy Wolf