Some of my favorite threads on the old board were the "Fucked Up Pillow Talk" threads where people posted funny/disturbing things said during or after sex. Hopefully we've got enough experienced/creative people here to make this a good read. Here's the best I can think of right now: I had been having sex with this girl for a while and at had gotten comfortable enough that I had started with a little light ass play just to get a read on how she might respond to the subject of anal. We were going at it doggy-style and she seemed to be enjoying a finger in the ass when she suddenly turned to me and asked, "Are you gay? You seem to be really into my ass." Focus: Regale us with tales of your most fucked up pillow talk. Alternate Focus: I'm terrible at talking dirty. Either my mind goes blank or I start to giggle like a little girl. Give me some tips.