Well, it's that special time of year soon again. That time of year where Hallmark decides to rip our paycheques apart because somebody in our life demands it. I can't think of a more uselsess celebration out of 365 days than Valetine's Day. The day where the magic of stale chocolate hearts, over-priced flowers and mercy sex comes through our cities like the tenth plague. The day that sociopathic assholes send roses to their girlfriends at work so every other girl in the office can come home to THEIR husbands/boyfriends pissed off and bitter. Do we honestly need a day to celebrate being with our better halves?!?! That's what anniversaries are for. Just when you couldn't get any worse, now there' an actual MOVIE about it coming up, starring every single cookie-cutter romantic comedy actor and actress in Hollywood. If you go to see this movie I will never, ever speak to you again. Seriously, don't watch this: ...you see, this is why God invented weed. So the poor saps that are suckered into taking their special lady to the theatres can sit through this dreck. I hope they torch the cinemas playing this, Last Temptation Of Christ-style. Focus: Give your honest opinion on how you feel about Valentine's Day. Don't hold back, now.